Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Good morning! I'm covering a half-day of classes later, but have most of the morning off. Thank goodness.
I'm also a few days late to this news, so apologies if the thread has already covered it, but I just saw that swindlers made off with over 22 tons of stolen cheddar in the UK this week.
While I definitely didn't do it, it reminds me of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist of about a decade ago, which I definitely would have done had I thought of it.

Friends, what foodstuffs would you steal in enormous quantities?
(And again, apologies if this has already been covered. I know I'm late to the party).

Cheese, any variety I find useful (sharp cheddar in blocks or crumbles, in particular)

Ghirardelli dark chocolate
Almonds (salted whole and slivered)
Pecans likewise
Sugar
Flour (AP and cake)
Butter
Almond paste

 

[Nicefella]

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Me too. I’ll s(cream)

 

[Nicefella]

Good morning! I'm covering a half-day of classes later, but have most of the morning off. Thank goodness.
I'm also a few days late to this news, so apologies if the thread has already covered it, but I just saw that swindlers made off with over 22 tons of stolen cheddar in the UK this week.
While I definitely didn't do it, it reminds me of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist of about a decade ago, which I definitely would have done had I thought of it.

Friends, what foodstuffs would you steal in enormous quantities?
(And again, apologies if this has already been covered. I know I'm late to the party).

Idk about you guys but those Madelines at Costco would be on my heist list.

 

[LupineOne]

Idk about you guys but those Madelines at Costco would be on my heist list.

Throw in a pallet of their pistachios for me, will you?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Morning fuckers

I should be so lucky...

 

[LostHorizon]

Morning fuckers

Better to be a morning fucker than a mourning fucker I always say.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Better to be a morning fucker than a mourning fucker I always say.

*EYE ROLL REACTION NEEDED

 

[crazychemgirl]

I should be so lucky...

To have morning fucking?

 

[LostHorizon]

*EYE ROLL REACTION NEEDED

It’s true

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Morning fuckers

OH HAI!

 

[UnquietDreams]

To have morning fucking?

Yep. Or afternoon. Or late evening. Or night. Or midnight. Or...

 

[MandaPandaa]

Good morning! I'm covering a half-day of classes later, but have most of the morning off. Thank goodness.
I'm also a few days late to this news, so apologies if the thread has already covered it, but I just saw that swindlers made off with over 22 tons of stolen cheddar in the UK this week.
While I definitely didn't do it, it reminds me of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist of about a decade ago, which I definitely would have done had I thought of it.

Friends, what foodstuffs would you steal in enormous quantities?
(And again, apologies if this has already been covered. I know I'm late to the party).

Peanut M&Ms.
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[Whiskeyjack]

Peanut M&Ms.
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On the one hand, I know you're just trying to goad me. On the other hand, they're all yours.

 

[MandaPandaa]

On the one hand, I know you're just trying to goad me. On the other hand, they're all yours.

I have no idea what you mean ...
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I should be so lucky...

So say we all

 

[hotoldrguy]

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[crazychemgirl]

Yep. Or afternoon. Or late evening. Or night. Or midnight. Or...

Midnight. I don’t know that I’ve ever fucked exactly at midnight

 

[crazychemgirl]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

 

[Wriggle]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

Yes.
Often in the great outdoors or at work, too.
Or in hotels.
Or in the sea.
Fuckssake, I'm just a fucking animal.

 

[Wriggle]

Woods and cornfields and libraries and theatres and bars and the bins behind the bars.....

 

[positiveflirt]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

It has happened
But obviously in a very, very hot way.
I wasn't going through someone's trash like a raccoon.

Apart from that one time on raccoon roleplay night.

 

[Qky75]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

I seem to have this effect on people

 

[morelikeasong]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

Of course. Particularly when I’m ovulating, but not restricted to that. Sometimes just a simple fantasy can scramble my brain to that effect

 

[Mada69]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

Yes! Omg I actually went all animalistic once. It was crazy

 

[Nicefella]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

Feral? Like this?