⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Closer from me

Sounds artsy.... closer from me

Closer, if the lighting & angle are good

https://media1.tenor.com/m/iNJ3cA3wV18AAAAC/the-simpsons-mr-burns.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You forgot to say you're obsessed with me

I am obsessed with you
5 gold aubs here I come

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am obsessed with you
5 gold aubs here I come

I accept all sorts of flattery and bribes

 

[Bry1313]

Anyway, I still think you all did me over, but I'm looking forward to all the apology boobs in my inbox later.
I won't be rating them, though.

1) you get apology boobs?
2) we probably shouldn’t ruin the sanctity of the dick thread with our boob yearning

 

[Bry1313]

This whole 'model' thing has been very confusing. Bry really seemed like he was repping that it was his, but I've seen his and this didn't seem like it added up.

I did no such thing, I’m aghast that I’ve been accused of stolen dick valor.

 

[Madhatter02]

My one foot cock https://ibb.co/PtSJG18

 

[MindYaBitness]

I accept all sorts of flattery and bribes

Hey, only I'm allowed to bribe judges, and only @crazychemgirl !

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, only I'm allowed to bribe judges, and only @crazychemgirl !

But @crazychemgirl wont judge here. You could just bribe me

 

[Bry1313]

But @crazychemgirl wont judge here. You could just bribe me

Is she going to post her dick?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is she going to post her dick?

I don't even care

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is she going to post her dick?

 

[RandallOldman]

Ooh! This looks fun! I'd like to play.

An artsy one:
https://ibb.co/wcLBQGN

A shadowy one:
https://ibb.co/BykxdRT

And a funny holiday one (it's a little early, but still...)
https://ibb.co/p0Zt3WS

 

[Wriggle]

1) you get apology boobs?
2) we probably shouldn’t ruin the sanctity of the dick thread with our boob yearning

1)Yes.
Although...
Still waiting for @MindYaBitness cleavage - which is acceptable apology boobs from my perspective.

2) nope.
They owe me for ignoring me including @MandaPandaa who now owes me boobs and bum due to her "poor me" gif and not understanding my neglect.

 

[MandaPandaa]

I accept all sorts of flattery and bribes

I thought we were supposed to be impartial??? Now I'm going to be totally biased.

Bring on the bribes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

1)Yes.
Although...
Still waiting for @MindYaBitness cleavage - which is acceptable apology boobs from my perspective.

2) nope.
They owe me for ignoring me including @MandaPandaa who now owes me boobs and bum due to her "poor me" gif and not understanding my neglect.

Here's you're apology cleavage

Now, go flip those pockets out and get that elephant trunk a-swingin'!

 

[MandaPandaa]

I thought we were supposed to be impartial??? Now I'm going to be totally biased.

Bring on the bribes.

Pm me for my venmo. I'm full up on dicks, thanks.

#dirtyjudge

 

[MandaPandaa]

1)Yes.
Although...
Still waiting for @MindYaBitness cleavage - which is acceptable apology boobs from my perspective.

2) nope.
They owe me for ignoring me including @MandaPandaa who now owes me boobs and bum due to her "poor me" gif and not understanding my neglect.

Here's your very deserved apology.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Here's you're apology cleavage

Now, go flip those pockets out and get that elephant trunk a-swingin'!

I've never seen a more beautiful apology

 

[_Bandit_]

Since the first round was fun and enjoyable, I'll jump in on the second round
https://ibb.co/Y2NRYhL

 

[_Bandit_]

Here's your very deserved apology.

I was very conflicted on using the or the reaction for this.

 

[Wriggle]

Here's you're apology cleavage

Now, go flip those pockets out and get that elephant trunk a-swingin'!

I love you

Here's your very deserved apology.

I love you, too

 

[RAMJ64]

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[MandaPandaa]

I love you, too

I hope you know how insincerely that apology was meant.

 

[RAMJ64]

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I wasn’t sure how to post this.

 

[Wriggle]

I hope you know how insincerely that apology was meant.

And yet I still win