Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

No. No they do not. Whipped cream is infinitely better

Especially straight from the can.

 

[LupineOne]

Especially straight from the can.

I’ve done that too. Delicious.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did somebody say whipped cream?

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C'mon now, this is how it's done

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

C'mon now, this is how it's done

I don't think I quite understand, I think another example would help.

 

[crazychemgirl]

C'mon now, this is how it's done

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

Only one way to find out.
For science.
With peer reviewed evidence.

 

[bashfull]

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

I'm thinking video of your attempt....so we can give you some objective guidance of course.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pervs

 

[BrendaBear]

Pervs

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VPFjvKDCFKQAAAAd/sure-sure-alexis.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Pervs

And?

 

[bashfull]

Pervs

Merely trying to help! *innocent grin*

 

[LupineOne]

Pervs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

Um, it'll stick far better than squeeze cheese!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

Oh, it was a spectacular fail

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh, it was a spectacular fail

We define "fail" differently because I feel like I'm winning!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Asking fucking questions.

And questions about fucking! Been a while since a new person wandered in to let us know which day of the week is best for fucking…

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Yes, lets just have whipped cream for dessert

I always have a container of cool whip (extra creamy) in my fridge... A spoonful late at night is perfection!

Okay, so I’m not Cool Whip shaming or anything, but I am compelled to point out that it is whipped dessert topping, not whipped cream.

*strips naked and lays on the ground awaiting cream


I mean…..


Opens mouth.




I mean…

This, but with squirty cream:

Your tits are perfect for whipped cream … if I did that the whipped cream would not stay on.


At least ..I don’t think so.

I don’t think they even make cans of whipped cream big enough for mine

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay, so I’m not Cool Whip shaming or anything, but I am compelled to point out that it is whipped dessert topping, not whipped cream.

I agree - you are 100% right

I typically have BOTH in my fridge FWIW

 

[LostHorizon]

I agree - you are 100% right

I typically have BOTH in my fridge FWIW

is that kind of like cheese and then cheese food?

 

[Shenanigans90]

We can at least agree on the spectacular part @aussiegeekygal

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We define "fail" differently because I feel like I'm winning!

You, and the dog.
She was thrilled for the treat

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You, and the dog.
She was thrilled for the treat

I take that as a compliment. Dogs are usually good company

 

[BrendaBear]

You, and the dog.
She was thrilled for the treat

Right?? I admire my fur babies so much. The cats only do what they want, when they want. And if I dropped something I love on the pavement.. like a steak, hot off the grill… I would be devastated. But my dog? She is all “I don’t give a shit, I want it” and two are three bites later, it would be gone.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh, it was a spectacular fail

you needed to have someone there to lick it off quickly!

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh, it was a spectacular fail

C'mon now, this is how it's done

Spectacular. Not a fail in anyway. Another posting that proves you’re up for fun and awesomeness.

 

[Photog1rl]

And questions about fucking! Been a while since a new person wandered in to let us know which day of the week is best for fucking…


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Okay, so I’m not Cool Whip shaming or anything, but I am compelled to point out that it is whipped dessert topping, not whipped cream.


This, but with squirty cream:
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I don’t think they even make cans of whipped cream big enough for mine

Whip it yourself