Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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I stand on this hill!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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The ghost of Arnold Palmer is going to be very annoyed. This is how you get poltergeists.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like pumpkin spice.

That the missing Spice Girl?

 

[Qky75]

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One of my favorite stand up quotes

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like pumpkin spice.

I like it fine in pumpkin pie. I mean, it is ginger, nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon, and cloves -- how do you go wrong with that?

Now making everything fake pumpkin spice flavor is ridiculous, but I made a damn good batch of scones with those yesterday.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have questions about why you put best in quotations.

Because he had to figure out how to write air quotes?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like it fine in pumpkin pie. I mean, it is ginger, nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon, and cloves -- how do you go wrong with that?

Now making everything fake pumpkin spice flavor is ridiculous, but I made a damn good batch of scones with those yesterday.

I don't like pumpkin pie.

 

[hotcarl2785]

I don't like pumpkin pie.

I’m not the biggest fan either, but I’ll wreck a pumpkin roll

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like pumpkin pie.

Oh. Well. I make an outstanding pumpkin pie, but I just won't bring that up (the secret is a lot more spice than Julia Child suggests, and a few shakes of Angostura bitters).

Squirrel.

 

[Qky75]

I don't like pumpkin pie.

I’m not the biggest fan either, but I’ll wreck a pumpkin roll

Oh. Well. I make an outstanding pumpkin pie, but I just won't bring that up (the secret is a lot more spice than Julia Child suggests, and a few shakes of Angostura bitters).

Squirrel.

I like whipped cream?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I like whipped cream?

Yes, lets just have whipped cream for dessert

 

[LostHorizon]

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Hot and spicy is by far the superior choice

 

[Bbl87]

Yes, lets just have whipped cream for dessert

Did somebody say whipped cream?

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[LupineOne]

Yes, lets just have whipped cream for dessert

I’ve done that #noregrets

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’ve done that #noregrets

I always have a container of cool whip (extra creamy) in my fridge... A spoonful late at night is perfection!

 

[LupineOne]

I always have a container of cool whip (extra creamy) in my fridge... A spoonful late at night is perfection!

I have one of those CO2 whipped cream canisters…straight sugared heavy cream for me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve done that #noregrets

Who doesn’t love whipped cream… or squirty cream if you’re @Daisy_Love

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I have one of those CO2 whipped cream canisters…straight sugared heavy cream for me

oh... I'll be right there!
*running to my car, jumping in*

uh..... driving toward nowhere in particular

 

[BrendaBear]

oh... I'll be right there!
*running to my car, jumping in*

uh..... driving toward nowhere in particular

You’ll be fine. Just roll down the window and listen for a wolf howling.

 

[LupineOne]

oh... I'll be right there!
*running to my car, jumping in*

uh..... driving toward nowhere in particular

I’m in the middle of nowhere, so you’ll get here eventually

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have one of those CO2 whipped cream canisters…straight sugared heavy cream for me

*strips naked and lays on the ground awaiting cream


I mean…..


Opens mouth.




I mean…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who doesn’t love whipped cream… or squirty cream if you’re @Daisy_Love

I skip the cream, lactose and all but I do like N2O. Whip-it good!

 

[LupineOne]

*strips naked and lays on the ground awaiting cream


I mean…..


Opens mouth.




I mean…

You’re just a slut for whipped cream.

Careful, don’t make me ranch

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re just a slut for whipped cream.

Careful, don’t make me ranch

Ranch and whipped cream do not go together

 

[LupineOne]

Ranch and whipped cream do not go together

No. No they do not. Whipped cream is infinitely better