Sex & Shenanigans

[TXRafe]

Fuck off, Carl.
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my name isn't carl but i still feel attacked!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck off, Carl.
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I fucking LOVE chicken strips.

With some honey mustard?


*drool

 

[EricaAnna]

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@MindYaBitness

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[MindYaBitness]

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@MindYaBitness

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Replying to yourself again Monkey.

I’m the only one who always listens!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m the only one who always listens!

Well….usually listens.

 

[LupineOne]

my name isn't carl but i still feel attacked!

I love chicken strips. And no one tells my inner child to stfu by ragging on me getting chicken strips.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love chicken strips. And no one tells my inner child to stfu by ragging on me getting chicken strips.

Eat what you like.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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@MindYaBitness

I relate to this! (Since it's a quote from the BBC Sherlock after all.)

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m the only one who always listens!

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

seems like a lot of weddings being planned today...

Ughhh…I have enough wedding guest anxiety with having to RSVP today and still not knowing how I’m getting there. Good job not giving a +1 to a person who can’t drive for medical safety reasons. It’s an hour and a half away too, so Uber, Lyft or taxis there and back aren’t an option. Not to mention just BEING there alone is going to suck. I love the bride to pieces, but am not looking forward to this.

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Appropriate given our discussion yesterday

Those look like jelly beans

They look more like black olives to me.

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When you find it … post “I got it”

I got it, twice.

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

Assuming we agree on the other participant and all 3 of us agree to some ground rules, sure!

 

[lavendersilk]

And outta your shell know what I’m saying, know what I’m saying? *waggles eyebrows*

The poster with the lamest come on lines...

 

[lavendersilk]

No. Fuck off, Carl.
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I fucking LOVE chicken strips.

With some honey mustard?


*drool

What about chicken nuggets and tater tots? AFAF

 

[EricaAnna]

What about chicken nuggets and tater tots? AFAF

Chicken in almost every way...and tater tots mmmmmmmm

 

[EricaAnna]

Ughhh…I have enough wedding guest anxiety with having to RSVP today and still not knowing how I’m getting there. Good job not giving a +1 to a person who can’t drive for medical safety reasons. It’s an hour and a half away too, so Uber, Lyft or taxis there and back aren’t an option. Not to mention just BEING there alone is going to suck. I love the bride to pieces, but am not looking forward to this.

*big hugs*

 

[BrendaBear]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Probably

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

I don’t think so…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The poster with the lamest come on lines...

I think @MindYaBitnesshas some Dixie’s there too. But it’s not nice to make fun of her social awkwardness.

 

[LupineOne]

Ughhh…I have enough wedding guest anxiety with having to RSVP today and still not knowing how I’m getting there. Good job not giving a +1 to a person who can’t drive for medical safety reasons. It’s an hour and a half away too, so Uber, Lyft or taxis there and back aren’t an option. Not to mention just BEING there alone is going to suck. I love the bride to pieces, but am not looking forward to this.

I feel that.
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[MandaPandaa]

No. Fuck off, Carl.
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I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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[MandaPandaa]

Well….usually listens.

Mhmm

 

[LupineOne]

I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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Exactly.

 

[positiveflirt]

I'll still be ordering chicken tenders when I'm 90.
Unless I die at 89 from *checks notes*
Ah, there's such thing as too many?

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm 40 and anyone who thinks they can tell me what to do can fuck all the way off.

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[MandaPandaa]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Depends on the situation and the girl. Will I want to kill her if I see her at another time in another place? If it were a guy - tell me when and where.

And how solid my relationship is.

Theoretically, I wouldn't say no right off the bat.

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

No - not really.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmm

Wow.