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If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..
 
crazychemgirl said:
If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..
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I’d haunt Trump, I’d hide his bronzer, lifts and spanx and just have the audio of Fox News calling the 2020 election barely audible playing in his ear constantly.

So ends my foray into politics.
 
crazychemgirl said:
If you could haunt one person after death … who would it be and why.. ??

Also how would you choose to haunt them?

Poltergeist style? .. moving objects around on them
Cold spots always around the house..
Whispers and creepy sounds..

OR

annoying and inconvenient haunting such as hiding their keys, moving their favourite spatula, changing the audio on their show to Spanish dubbing..
Click to expand...
My best friend is 8 years younger than me so I told her I would haunt her when/if I go before her.

Edited to add: Most days I would help her find things she is missing, but every once in a while I would open all of her kitchen cabinets.
 
I usually take a 32 oz. thermos of coffee to work when I'm in the schools, and that lasts me most of the day. I put enough sugar and half-and-half in it to make it taste as little like coffee as possible. I don't care for the taste of coffee, but it's an excellent vehicle for caffeine and sugar.

As for who I'd haunt, I'll go with my redneck neighbor. His backyard abuts my backyard and it's just a wild collection of car parts, stolen road signs, junk that I have no idea what it is, and that's just the stuff I can see - he's also got 5 or 6 dilapidated sheds back there holding god-knows-what (probably drugs, stolen carburetors, or all of the illegal fireworks he always seems to be setting off). Plus, he always seems to have something on fire in his yard.

I'd poltergeist the fuck out of him. None of this namby-pamby stealing the last puzzle piece from his jigsaw puzzles or cutting his cable with two minutes left in the 4th quarter. I want all of the contents of his backyard/junkyard to come at him in violence, Beauty and the Beast style. I want the fires his starts and the fireworks he sets off to take unexpected detours straight into his goddamn living room. I want the taxidermy heads in his den to come to life and torture him the way his drunken 2am 300 decibel country music hoedowns torture me. I want him to shit a dozen bricks and run away screaming and leave me in peace.
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Oh, and sometimes I like a little coconut flavor in my coffee. That's nice too.
 
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