Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think you can really take the credit for that though,

Oh, yeah she can. At least with the terrified part.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you imagine having to do math while sexing? Perish the thought

I absolutely as my loves to solve quadratic equations while giving me oral.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, but can we call it 'maths' like normal people.

No, I math like an American. And I pronounce oregano correctly too!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Can you imagine having to do math while sexing? Perish the thought

Aw shame. Numbers turn me on.....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aw shame. Numbers turn me on.....

Hey baby … want me to recite integers of pi ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you imagine having to do math while sexing? Perish the thought

I feel.like it would some special kind of torture, like edging for sadists

 

[Wand3rlust]

Maths make more sense…. Unless used as a verb.

As in:

I don’t math.

That's cos it isn't a verb.

I don't DO maths.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No, I math like an American. And I pronounce oregano correctly too!

I'd call it maths if I were doing multiple maths at once. Like a calc problem that involved trig

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, I math like an American. And I pronounce oregano correctly too!

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[hotcarl2785]

I absolutely as my loves to solve quadratic equations while giving me oral.

High school flash backs: X equals negative B plus/minus the square root of B squared all over 2 A

 

[UnquietDreams]

I worry for some of you.

Not enough that it keeps me up at night, but, you know. A flicker of a thought as I drink my morning coffee.

I would hate for worrying about us to keep you up late, you being so early to bed and all....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’d also have to factor in the precum/cum situation, might add too much lubrication, or provide necessary lube depending on the line of people

Everyone is wearing a condom so it's not an issue

#safesex

Also, I just had a mental image of a lot of cum in a vagina ... Ive never really watched gang bang porn, are multiple dudes cumming inside? And other dudes are going in there after?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I absolutely as my loves to solve quadratic equations while giving me oral.

I guess that works better than tracing the alphabet. Those exponents probably hit the right spot

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's cos it isn't a verb.

I don't DO maths.

It is when I say it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey baby … want me to recite integers of pi ?

*fans self*.

I'm coming over all unnecessary again...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everyone is wearing a condom so it's not an issue

#safesex

Also, I just had a mental image of a lot of cum in a vagina ... Ive never really watched gang bang porn, are multiple dudes cumming inside? And other dudes are going in there after?

Cum makes good lubricant …


Or so I’ve heard.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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It's 9kay, they pronounce all kinds of this better than we do. But the math/math's and sport/sports will always be the funniest to me

 

[BrendaBear]

You had me at Purple Jeep

Right? So cool!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have concerns.

I am concerning.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cum makes good lubricant …


Or so I’ve heard.

Girl cum does

 

[MindYaBitness]

Everyone is wearing a condom so it's not an issue

#safesex

Also, I just had a mental image of a lot of cum in a vagina ... Ive never really watched gang bang porn, are multiple dudes cumming inside? And other dudes are going in there after?

Depends, there's quite a few different genres

 

[crazychemgirl]

Girl cum does

Facts.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Also, I just had a mental image of a lot of cum in a vagina ... Ive never really watched gang bang porn, are multiple dudes cumming inside?

Yeah, of course. Sometimes they're going for the tits or the face/hair

And other dudes are going in there after?

I think a towel boy comes by every once in a while to clean up. Doesn't use the towel though.

Real answer is they take breaks

 

[MindYaBitness]

Girl cum does

Yes, but so few men have actually experienced that, it's like hearing tales of fairies & magic to them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, but so few men have actually experienced that, it's like hearing tales of fairies & magic to them

Fucking ZING