Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

One time, to.amuse myself, I drove through the neighborhood of a rival builder and just shouted "OSHA is coming!". They're a shitty builder, so those guys scattered like cockroaches when you flip lights on

It is difficult to put into words just how awe inspiring you are.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That depends on the lube quotient. Lube/dong

Very tricky balance. Too much lube, no feeling, too little, you get rub burns. I usually don't use lube, unless it's the tingly kind. No need. So I'd have to gage it as I go

 

[MindYaBitness]

It is difficult to put into words just how awe inspiring you are.

If you mean a menace in full makeup & heels, then yes, yes I am

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A gang is 3 or more people. Am I included in the 3, or not?

So much admin.

If you're included, it's a threesome not a GB.

 

[UnquietDreams]

See @UnquietDreams .. you’re not the only one who seems to enjoy it when I chastise them.

Only you, for some reason. Otherwise I'd still be married...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel less attacked by this insta post. Pain shared is pain halved.
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Read what I mean, not what I type

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you're included, it's a threesome not a GB.

So minimum of 3, plus me.

Thank God you, the expert, are here. I could have been telling everyone I'd had a gang bang, when I'd just had a 3some. Phew.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A gang is 3 or more people. Am I included in the 3, or not?

So much admin.

Don't make me sex AND math, it won't end well!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The S word helps … when you’ve been playing out in the snow with your dog and kicking snow in her adorable doggy face and watching her chasing snowballs and smooshing her cute snoot in the snow… omg … it’s the best thing ever.

Okay okay, that part of the S word IS fun!!! As long as I can skip the driving in it part!

 

[ShaneoD]

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Legend lied, it just helped you tear the shit out of the page the ink was on while you tried to erase it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Maybe I cry more than you, don’t judge

Depends on how much you cry really

So lots of sobbing, you’ll be good.

This is not how I thought hot boy anal would go

But I'm still here for it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Read what I mean, not what I type

It’s what the people who truly love you do.

Like we do with @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought that was just the COLD that does that!!!

Seriously cold just means cold here? Right. Gotcha. *wink* *wink*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So minimum of 3, plus me.

Thank God you, the expert, are here. I could have been telling everyone I'd had a gang bang, when I'd just had a 3some. Phew.

Think of how embarrassed you'd be when re-telling it. Everyone would think you were such a prude

 

[hotcarl2785]

Very tricky balance. Too much lube, no feeling, too little, you get rub burns. I usually don't use lube, unless it's the tingly kind. No need. So I'd have to gage it as I go

You’d also have to factor in the precum/cum situation, might add too much lubrication, or provide necessary lube depending on the line of people

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay okay, that part of the S word IS fun!!! As long as I can skip the driving in it part!

I love driving in it … it’s partly why I have a purple Jeep.

I’m always down for a passenger princess

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you're included, it's a threesome not a GB.

Please be sure to record this intothe S&S lore book, so future generations will have no need to sex & math, at once

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is not how I thought hot boy anal would go

But I'm still here for it

It's probably the only way it'll go. Hiyooooooo

 

[Wand3rlust]

Think of how embarrassed you'd be when re-telling it. Everyone would think you were such a prude

I know right? Instead of the sexy vixen slut that I am.

#luckyescape

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I love driving in it … it’s partly why I have a purple Jeep.

I’m always down for a passenger princess

You had me at Purple Jeep

 

[crazychemgirl]

You had me at Purple Jeep

It’s really all I need

 

[Wand3rlust]

Please be sure to re ord this intothe S&S lore book, so future generations will have no need to sex & math, at once

Ok, but can we call it 'maths' like normal people.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only you, for some reason. Otherwise I'd still be married...

I knew it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please be sure to re ord this intothe S&S lore book, so future generations will have no need to sex & math, at once

Can you imagine having to do math while sexing? Perish the thought

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, but can we call it 'maths' like normal people.

Maths make more sense…. Unless used as a verb.

As in:

I don’t math.