Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

No! @crazychemgirl knows my boobs are the cutest couple!!!!

It’s true. Your boobs always win.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Depends on how well he does.

That's fair, sounds like a great plot to a torture porn film: make her mind orgasmic, or she eats you, starting with your face, one bite ar a time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm pretty sure my grammar was never invited to a gang-bang either....

What’s grammar a euphamism for?

 

[crazychemgirl]

This feels rigged

As you’ve said every award ceremony since the beginning of time.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What’s grammar a euphamism for?

YOU! Thinking everything is a euphemism!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm pretty sure my grammar was never invited to a gang-bang either....

A grammar gang bang is when everyone @bry1313th you on your grammar

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s true. Your boobs always win.

Boobs are the Panacea for that ails you

 

[Wand3rlust]

What’s grammar a euphamism for?

Grammar..... play on words.... grandma...., grandmother, grandmama etc etc.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As you’ve said every award ceremony since the beginning of time.

I didn't say it's not ok. As long as I win best couple. It's tradition!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've NEVER been invited to a gang bang.

(One word, 2 words, hyphenated?)

Do you want to be?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't say it's not ok. As long as I win best couple. It's tradition!

Never. Ever.



Ever.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Grammar..... play on words.... grandma...., grandmother, grandmama etc etc.

Is it a young grandma? I'm concerned she might break a hip with too many guys

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Never. Ever.



Ever.

Okay. Fine. How about worst couple again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Never. Ever.



Ever.

OP wins. We ALL win. Well, not ALL. But... me and @Bry1313

 

[hotcarl2785]

I have concerns.

The tears double as lube if needed

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fine then - YOU keep it... directly over you! Like Olaf!

Oh come on … you don’t want to snuggle up close to me and drink apple cider spiked with butterscotch schnapps … ??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you want to be?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTNwazlncGd5b293bXdlNXU2amx6Y3VjeDh2eXZ1cmRndjk3NnRhaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/8cPKoUD4RjlP9c1hWI/giphy.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you want to be?

How many constitutes a 'gang' for this 'bang'?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay. Fine. How about worst couple again?

No … you have filled all couple awards from now until the end of time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

YOU! Thinking everything is a euphemism!

Are you hitting on me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No … you have filled all couple awards from now until the end of time.

What about best/ worst threesome?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I felt bad laugh reacting to that.

what can I say, I got a Loki tattoo earlier this month and have fully embraced the mischief

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about best/ worst threesome?

Nope.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How many constitutes a 'gang' for this 'bang'

I'm not exactly the expert, but as the woman, I think you kinda get to decide
Look at how feminist I am

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Grammar..... play on words.... grandma...., grandmother, grandmama etc etc.

Your gramma’s sprightly!