Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

If you were masturbating in childhood then I have even more concerns.

You weren’t?

Oh…. Maybe that explains….

Oh… is that someone at the door? Gotta go!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait…the…is there a scoreboard somewhere? Can there be only one? Is it like Highlander? Do we orgasm after we cut someone’s head off…hmmmm I’ve gone too far I think…

I have concerns.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I worry for some of you.

Not enough that it keeps me up at night, but, you know. A flicker of a thought as I drink my morning coffee.

This is probably the most emotionally healthy way to approach it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m starting to side with @Wand3rlust on you weirdos about now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got an invite to a gangbang once. It was 6 or 7 guys and 1 girl. I chickened out because all the participants were REALLY into ecstasy and I wasn't sure that's how I wanted my first experience for either of those things to happen mixed together

Does feel like a bar that’s be hard to overcome.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is probably the most emotionally healthy way to approach it.

Are any of us emotionally healthy?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have concerns.

I have concerns about your concerns.

Also, something I said has just been described as emotionally healthy. Things are worse than I feared

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have concerns.

You ain’t the only one sister.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait…the…is there a scoreboard somewhere? Can there be only one? Is it like Highlander? Do we orgasm after we cut someone’s head off…hmmmm I’ve gone too far I think…

Is that Highlander or Praying Mantis? I get those mixed up…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that Highlander or Praying Mantis? I get those mixed up…

I did describe my legs as praying mantis arms last weekend

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you so sure about that?


wait … are you two the new Lit couple??

Are you doing awards again?

Have I told you how much I like @lavendersilk ?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've NEVER been invited to a gang bang.

(One word, 2 words, hyphenated?)

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Omg I can’t wait for the first snow

NOOOOOO!!! You can keep it, don't send it my way!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did describe my legs as praying mantis arms last weekend

I though he was supposed to be eating you, not the other way around

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you doing awards again?

Have I told you how much I like @lavendersilk ?

You can’t win another couple award. I refuse.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you doing awards again?

Have I told you how much I like @lavendersilk ?

Wow.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I though he was supposed to be eating you, not the other way around

Depends on how well he does.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've NEVER been invited to a gang bang.

(One word, 2 words, hyphenated?)

I dint think grammar is important in these discussion

 

[crazychemgirl]

NOOOOOO!!! You can keep it, don't send it my way!!!

I love love love love love snow.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you doing awards again?

Have I told you how much I like @lavendersilk ?

No! @crazychemgirl knows my boobs are the cutest couple!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I did describe my legs as praying mantis arms last weekend

You did? Hmmmm interesting

Though I think, and I’m sure @MindYaBitness will correct me if I’m mistaken. But I think I’ve heard that that behavior is a stress response to being studied and not natural behavior.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I dint think grammar is important in these discussion

I'm pretty sure my grammar was never invited to a gang-bang either....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You can’t win another couple award. I refuse.

This feels rigged

 

[BrendaBear]

I've NEVER been invited to a gang bang.

(One word, 2 words, hyphenated?)

Me neither… but… I am not sure I was ever invited to a “bang” either…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I love love love love love snow.

Fine then - YOU keep it... directly over you! Like Olaf!