Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe I’m doing it right though

Argue with her and she may bring out the spray bottle and rolled up newspaper...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about a gang bang with just girls? Or is that an orgy?

I don’t know if it follows the “technical” definition of gangbang … but sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What about a gang bang with just girls? Or is that an orgy?

If you are focused on one girl,still a gang bang.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Argue with her and she may bring out the spray bottle and rolled up newspaper...

I dunno … He might be as into it as you are.

 

[LostHorizon]

What about a gang bang with just girls? Or is that an orgy?

Or a sorority party

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know if it follows the “technical” definition of gangbang … but sure.

If you are focused on one girl,still a gang bang.

I never knew there so many rules to this… wow.

 

[LostHorizon]

I don’t know if it follows the “technical” definition of gangbang … but sure.

Right… where is the “bang”?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe I’m doing it right though

If your shower time isn’t filled with absolutely unhinged thoughts and insanely ingenuous ideas that you instantly forget the minute the shower water turns off then you are clearly doing it wrong.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Like I said… it seems inevitable there’s just a bunch of dudes standing around haphazardly stroking their dick in anticipation … toeing the line of not too hard so as to cum but not but not too soft so as to lose their erection.

Who knew gangbangs were just edging lessons for men.

Any dude losing his erection around this group of ladies should see a doctor.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

You shall heretofore be known as the Official Stamina Inspection Specialist

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right… where is the “bang”?

Uhm:.. they are called strap-on’s

What kind of vanilla life have you lived?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok I'm curious how many dudes women would want in a gang bang before it's just way too much dick

Part of me wants to use “the limit does not exist” gif from Mean Girls, but I know that’s not true. Personally, knowing I once had 51 Os in 1 session that lasted a few hours with superhuman effort from one man…I’m pretty confident I could wear out at least 5 mortal men.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

Do we get an age handicap? AFAF?

 

[LostHorizon]

If your shower time isn’t filled with absolutely unhinged thoughts and insanely ingenuous ideas that you instantly forget the minute the shower water turns off then you are clearly doing it wrong.

I must be then.

My shower is filled with thoughts about one of two things, either my day ahead of me at work where I get mentally ready for the day or something arousing where I engage in self pleasure.

So maybe I am doing something wrong half of the time?

 

[BrendaBear]

Do we get an age handicap? AFACOAF?

Fixed it for you.

(Asking for a crusty old ass friend)

 

[SWR101]

Oh, oh oh oh! Or the ones from Zom 100! The entire world would be painted in pastel!

Zombies are so much more fun when they explode in pink and red and blue and green and did I say pink?

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzhkNDM2OGUtOGUzZC00NjAzLThmODktOGE4ZjgxZjA3OWQxXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.jpg

Loved that show! Yes, perfect zombie world!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.


Hold on a fucking minute.



What the actual fuck....


....is leaf peeping?

 

[vagrantx]

Ok I'm curious how many dudes women would want in a gang bang before it's just way too much dick

https://vocaroo.com/1eiLyDMKboZ2

 

[crazychemgirl]

I must be then.

My shower is filled with thoughts about one of two things, either my day ahead of me at work where I get mentally ready for the day or something arousing where I engage in self pleasure.

So maybe I am doing something wrong half of the time?

you’re using your brilliant shower brain time to think about work before work even starts?!

I don’t know if there is any hope for you at all… you might be a lost cause.

 

[LostHorizon]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.


Hold on a fucking minute.



What the actual fuck....


....is leaf peeping?

Leaf peeping is when the leaves peep back at the leaf peekers.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You shall heretofore be known as the Official Stamina Inspection Specialist

*Wears my S.I.S. badge with pride, and wears the men out with reckless abandon*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.


Hold on a fucking minute.



What the actual fuck....


....is leaf peeping?

Is it pimping yourself out to men willing to take you autumn leaf viewing?

 

[LostHorizon]

I never knew there so many rules to this… wow.

There’s rules for everything. Rules and regulations keep a lot of people working

 

[LostHorizon]

you’re using your brilliant shower brain time to think about work before work even starts?!

I don’t know if there is any hope for you at all… you might be a lost cause.

It’s where I get a lot of my work done. That way I have free time to fuck around on Lit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://vocaroo.com/1eiLyDMKboZ2

This is now my favorite version of this song