Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes, a rigarous application process that includes, but is not limited too:
@crazychemgirl determining that you have a healthy pH @lavendersilk observing if your dirty talk skills are on par
@OrdinaryPerson rating your dick pics
@Indie critiquing your overall form
@MandaPandaa deciding if your overall thirst & eagerness are acceptable
@morelikeasong will rate your flexibility any special skills you'd like to demonstrate
@PassionatePanther will then run your blood test

If you can get through that gontlet, I'll think.about it.

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like to think I’m immune to the stuff…

Closer to the truth to say you can't get enough

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was in high school when that song came out. And I remember someone used to sing “might as well face it you’re a dick head in love”

Now I have the fucking song in my head.

Now I have that version in my head. Forever.

Well, it got me to stop humming "Zombie Nation," so there is that ...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh hai, @OrdinaryPerson. I just saw your caption says "Maple Leaf Slut." Can I interest you in a generous dose of my syrup?

https://imgur.com/a/2AlsLML

Only after you take me leaf peeping first cause I'm a classy slut

 

[UnquietDreams]

As if you weren’t before.

 

[LostHorizon]

That’s where the song gets it wrong.


No one…


I repeat… no one.


Is immune.

I believe that is what the song is about, how people think they are immune but they are not. They are addicted.

But is it love people are addicted to? That’s where I think he gets it wrong. It’s not love it’s the feel good stuff.

And with that I have to stop thinking about this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I have that version in my head. Forever.

Well, it got me to stop humming "Zombie Nation," so there is that ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

I volunteer as a test subject!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

Ok I'm curious how many dudes women would want in a gang bang before it's just way too much dick

 

[BrendaBear]

I may fail, but the gauntlet would be worth it...

Right? @MindYaBitness has got quite a posse going on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I believe that is what the song is about, how people think they are immune but they are not. They are addicted.

But is it love people are addicted to? That’s where I think he gets it wrong. It’s not love it’s the feel good stuff.

And with that I have to stop thinking about this.

That’s too much thinking for an 80s song

 

[vagrantx]

Did we intentionally leave out the part where I test their stamina because no one has ever psssed that phase before, orrr…?

https://media.tenor.com/Q4nruV1Q5poAAAAM/animaechan-crack-knuckles.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

Ok I'm curious how many dudes women would want in a gang bang before it's just way too much dick

Isn’t that why we have to audition?

Is this a poll? My guess is 4.5

 

[dawn_of_night]

You well know I am not always good at following the rules.

Even ones I set for myself..

You be the rule, and I will follow you

 

[BrendaBear]

Now I am turned on.

I knew you would be, Dreamy…

 

[LostHorizon]

That’s too much thinking for an 80s song

Yes I agree. Usually I come up with this shit at 3:00 in the fucking morning, but my sleep has been off lately

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok I'm curious how many dudes women would want in a gang bang before it's just way too much dick

Like I said… it seems inevitable there’s just a bunch of dudes standing around haphazardly stroking their dick in anticipation … toeing the line of not too hard so as to cum but not but not too soft so as to lose their erection.

Who knew gangbangs were just edging lessons for men.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes I agree. Usually I come up with this shit at 3:00 in the fucking morning, but my sleep has been off lately

Or the shower.

 

[LostHorizon]

Or the shower.

In the shower my mind is on other things. Certainly not cheesy 80s songs

 

[crazychemgirl]

You be the rule, and I will follow you

This post came at the most inopportune time when the Gilmore girls theme song came on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In the shower my mind is on other things. Certainly not cheesy 80s songs

Then you’re doing it wrong.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That is a hell of a hook. Very popular at football games

 

[LostHorizon]

Then you’re doing it wrong.

Maybe I’m doing it right though

 

[BrendaBear]

You be the rule, and I will follow you

This post came at the most inopportune time when the Gilmore girls theme song came on.

Oh? It made me hear “I will follow” from U2…

You’re welcome.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Like I said… it seems inevitable there’s just a bunch of dudes standing around haphazardly stroking their dick in anticipation … toeing the line of not too hard so as to cum but not but not too soft so as to lose their erection.

Who knew gangbangs were just edging lessons for men.

What about a gang bang with just girls? Or is that an orgy?