Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Chair. Check
Comfy clothes. Check
Dog is settled. Check
Beer? Check and check

Ok. Carry on

yeah… my dog is already on my bed, sleeping away. And I don’t drink beer much, I do have my beverage of choice (Pepsi), and my alcohol of choice (Bushmills Irish Whiskey)… and this dress I have been wearing all day is super comfy already.

What could be wrong? Oh yeah. Kittens. 6 month old maniacs with claws and hearing that is crazy good. They are sisters, and as such, attack each other almost constantly.

I need some kinky…

 

[Qky75]

you're sharing your beer, right??

Of course!!

But ermm...sharing the chair comes with it

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Of course!!

But ermm...sharing the chair comes with it

Oh - I fully assumed as such!!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Is everyone busy?

Went to try a new creole restaurant and then to see the new Saturday Night movie. I thought the movie was great!

 

[dawn_of_night]

When?

Where did you go?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is everyone busy?

I just woke up from a poorly timed and necessary nap

 

[Bry1313]

Is everyone busy?

Still up and still drunk? It’s only 4am there

 

[Qky75]

Just 11 here and finally feeling it

 

[Qky75]

To all the girls I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
But you found another's thong
So you won't put out...no moooore

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Just 11 here and finally feeling it

10 here... and feeling it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

To all the girls I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
But you found another's thong
So you won't put out...no moooore

I think this is the definition of feeling it


Wait…are you dancing too?

 

[Qky75]

I think this is the definition of feeling it


Wait…are you dancing too?

You ask not the right question Opposable Thumbed Reveler ...am I dancing with a lampshade crown?....yes. yes I am

 

[BrendaBear]

I think this is the definition of feeling it


Wait…are you dancing too?

You ask not the right question Opposable Thumbed Reveler ...am I dancing with a lampshade crown?....yes. yes I am

Okay.., you all are digging “to all the girls I loved before”… but what do we have???

“To all the dudes who screwed my brains out like I would be his last lay… before?” I don’t think we have a song…

…so sad….

We have been ripped off….

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay.., you all are digging “to all the girls I loved before”… but what do we have???

“To all the dudes who screwed my brains out like I would be his last lay… before?” I don’t think we have a song…

…so sad….

We have been ripped off….

There has got to be a song... right??? RIGHT?????

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay.., you all are digging “to all the girls I loved before”… but what do we have???

“To all the dudes who screwed my brains out like I would be his last lay… before?” I don’t think we have a song…

…so sad….

We have been ripped off….

You should write one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There has got to be a song... right??? RIGHT?????

Pretty sure Taylor has at least one…

 

[Qky75]

Okay.., you all are digging “to all the girls I loved before”… but what do we have???

“To all the dudes who screwed my brains out like I would be his last lay… before?” I don’t think we have a song…

…so sad….

We have been ripped off….

To the same tune:

Slide my pole up
Your backdoor
Scream n holler
Like my whore
I know this might sound wrong
But you wanted this big dong
Keep coming back to Q
For more

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You should write one.

I am NOT a songwriter!!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Pretty sure Taylor has at least one…

Um… anyone else? Her songs all sound like Sesame Street songs written as sing alongs for 5 year olds to me….

Not that I have heard a lot…but, that was only because what I did hear, was… well, like Sesame Street songs…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am NOT a songwriter!!!!!

Not with that attitude you ain’t!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honey Nuts

Yes, sugar tits?

Ooops, sorry...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am NOT a songwriter!!!!!

I got faith in you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

When?

About dozen pages back.. Let me find me.

Edit: Here we go.

 

[Qky75]

I got faith in you.

Faith a faith a faith uhhh
Baybay. . if I could touchyer body
I know not ev'ry boday's
Gotta body like uh yoooo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Faith a faith a faith uhhh
Baybay. . if I could touchyer body
I know not ev'ry boday's
Gotta body like uh yoooo

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