Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Oh, sorry.
Should ‘dun porin’ have been ‘dun porn’?

(with apologies to all the very fine people in Southern USA)

Actually…

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually…

It would help us out if you said that sentence as you would normally talk… on voco (voca? whatever) for us…

You know, for science…

 

[Wand3rlust]

I cba to read any more after pg 5735.

I'm pissed

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's English for drunk...

 

[BrendaBear]

I cba to read any more after pg 5735.

I'm pissed

I had to look up cba, because I couldn’t make up anything funny out it.

I hope you are happy! Me! Thwarted by British slang abbreviations! I am so ashamed.

 

[Wand3rlust]

.sorry lovely lady. It means can't be arsed.

 

[BrendaBear]

.sorry lovely lady. It means can't be arsed.

That is what the internet told me… which as a total west coast USA girl, is damn funny!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is everyone busy?

 

[deft]

Is everyone busy?

Of course.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is everyone busy?

Of course.

Busy drinking? Works for me.
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[UnquietDreams]

Is everyone busy?

I just got into coverage again. Lost it in the Coast Range.

 

[UnquietDreams]

See, while that sounds absolutely delicious, I was always told to put the needs of my guests first. Southern hospitality at it's finest.

Well, we can always circle the wagons, I suppose.

But I love to give more than receive. Portland hospitality.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, and while I'm thinking of it, it's smooth as smooth can be..

I would expect so!

Now, how is the moonshine?

 

[UnquietDreams]

.sorry lovely lady. It means can't be arsed.

I've started using "arsed" in conversations now, along with "courses for horses."



You are a bad influence.

 

[BrendaBear]

I just got into coverage again. Lost it in the Coast Range.

OMG! How you love to tease and torment me!!!

“Forgive me, I was driving along the most beautiful road, through the most beautiful part of planet fucking Earth… and gosh darn it, coverage sometimes fails. “.

Fuck me running… he does this to me on purpose….

(Okay, that is my personal opinion… I understand if not everyone agrees)

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Well, we can always circle the wagons, I suppose.

But I love to give more than receive. Portland hospitality.

Draw straws? Paper, Rock, Scissors?

Let's meet somewhere in the middle. Seems the most fair and sensible.

I would expect so!

Now, how is the moonshine?

Hehe...

It was dangerously delicious.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've started using "arsed" in conversations now, along with "courses for horses."



You are a bad influence.

I am the BEST influence.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am the BEST influence.

Well, I did describe you as "perfect" earlier.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was dangerously delicious.

Again, how was the moonshine?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Again, how was the moonshine?

It tasted of chocolate syrup with touches of espresso and zero burn. Would you rather sample it for yourself? Perhaps from my lips or would you prefer a glass of your own?

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, I did describe you as "perfect" earlier.

And you were right!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, I did describe you as "perfect" earlier.

When?

 

[BrendaBear]

When?

I think where you could not be arsed to look…. i saw it…

 

[Qky75]

Chair. Check
Comfy clothes. Check
Dog is settled. Check
Beer? Check and check

Ok. Carry on

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Chair. Check
Comfy clothes. Check
Dog is settled. Check
Beer? Check and check

Ok. Carry on

you're sharing your beer, right??