Cock Talk

How do you feel about pain is pleasure?

Not really my thing. For me, pleasure = pleasure, pain = not-pleasure.

Do you spank or like to be spanked? How hard?

I have never done either. Jett has a rather limited experience. He is so innocent.

What “pain” devices have you used? Nipple clamps, electrified buttplugs, country music, etc.?

In my innocence (as above), I don't even know what any of those are. Except for country music. Which I think has something to do with the devil complaining about the state of his chicken ranch in Georgia.

Do you like rope play?

I briefly tried skipping as exercise in grade school. Not a success, since exercise causes pain = not-pleasure (see above).

How do you engage in this with a new partner?

When two girls turned the skip rope, they took great delight in tangling me up. Or maybe that was my natural lack of coordination. Either way, they thought it was hilarious. I did not, since embarrassment = emotional pain = not-pleasure (see above). Jett is a very sensitive soul.

Safe words, lawyers, consent forms, etc.?

I deal with lawyers waaay too often in my professional capacity. I wish I knew their secret safe words. That would save me a lot of pain and not-pleasure (see above).

When did you realize you were into this?

I am not into it. I realised this from a very young age.

Have you had a partner that wanted to go further than you were comfortable with, or vice versa? How’d that go?

Mrs Jett likes to travel. She often wants me to go further, but I'm quite happy at home pottering around in the back yard with DIY projects.

I know almost nothing about this topic, what should I have asked?

What gauge rope - and associated knots - is best for wrangling chickens in Georgia? Asking for an acquaintance.
 
I audibly chortled to this.

You mean to say that 'baby you're a song, that makes me wanna roll my window down and cruise' doesn't get you fully torqued?

No. I hate that band with all that’s in me. I’d rather give Chad Kroeger and Adam Levine a double handjob than have to listen to that music while I fuck.



I’m curious if @Endless_Night has googled sounding rods yet.
 
I’m curious if @Endless_Night has googled sounding rods yet.
I have not.

*said in dignified manner*

However . . . there was a discussion on Litiquette back in the day that imparted the rudimentary concept. At least, i think it did?

I mean, honestly, the mechanics seem . . . .

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.

But I am entirely comfortable in ignorance! :oops:
 
I have not.

*said in dignified manner*

However . . . there was a discussion on Litiquette back in the day that imparted the rudimentary concept. At least, i think it did?

I mean, honestly, the mechanics seem . . . .

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.

But I am entirely comfortable in ignorance! :oops:

Yaaaaaaaa, don't do it. I'm at that point where I've spent so much time in the dark corners of the internet to where I know too much, and plenty that I wish I didn't. 😬
 
Pain? Sure!
 Yep.
How do you feel about pain as pleasure?
I like it.
Do you spank or like to be spanked?
Only ever been spanked, but I am open to doing the spanking.
How hard?
Not enough to bruise, but enough to leave the skin feeling hot and a little sore.
What “pain” devices have you used?
Just a bare hand. I'm interested in flogging but have not yet had the pleasure of being flogged.

I need to buy some nipple clamps because I love my nipples to be pinched and bitten.

Modern Country music is something that is forced upon me at random intervals where I shop, eat and hang out. I don't want it in the bedroom.
Do you like rope play?
I love seeing it on people and would love to be tied up properly. Not just tying my hands behind my back during sex.
How do you engage in this with a new partner?
I've never had a scene where I needed a safe word. "No" has always worked. If I was role-playing a scene where "No" didn't mean "No," the traffic light system would be great.
Safe words, lawyers, consent forms, etc.?
See above.
When did you realize you were into this?
Teens.
Have you had a partner that wanted to go further than you were comfortable with, or vice versa?
Once. We were both drunk and stupid.
How’d that go?
Not great. I have an aversion to anal sex still.
I know almost nothing about this topic, what should I have asked?
What books have you read and could you recommend any?
 
Here's a thought experiment; that song or my fashion sense?

🎶 🎼 🎵
This is how we roll
We hanging 'round singing out everything on the radio
We light it up with our hands up
This is how we roll
This is how we do
We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon, baby
This is how we roll
🎶 🎼 🎵

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Notice my dick has hidden itself based on a choice between shit music and shit fashion. What a choice.

I know Sophie had it rough, but damn…
 
🎶 🎼 🎵
This is how we roll
We hanging 'round singing out everything on the radio
We light it up with our hands up
This is how we roll
This is how we do
We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon, baby
This is how we roll
🎶 🎼 🎵

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Notice my dick has hidden itself based on a choice between shit music and shit fashion. What a choice.

I know Sophie had it rough, but damn…
Are you twerking for my attention?
 
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