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Nonono. All kinds of no! That’s psychopath behavior! Breaking the spaghetti before cooking is bad enough, but cutting it with a knife is just so wrong, and kinda ridiculousNope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...
Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
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I mean…sure, if that’s what you’re into…Steampunk goggles, yeah??
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Pretty sure I’ve seen that as a maternity costume. Avocado pits aren’t supposed to be hairy


