Sex & Shenanigans

Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...

Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...

Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
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Nonono. All kinds of no! That’s psychopath behavior! Breaking the spaghetti before cooking is bad enough, but cutting it with a knife is just so wrong, and kinda ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️ Especially when vermicelli exists! Or…y’know…you could always eat Spaghetti O’s 😜

Steampunk goggles, yeah??
I mean…sure, if that’s what you’re into…
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Pretty sure I’ve seen that as a maternity costume. Avocado pits aren’t supposed to be hairy 🙅🏻‍♀️
 
That cheese looks suspect..
Oh, the cheese is the best part. That particular one is probably the place with the best horseshoes in the state, and it's all because of their cheese sauce. They make it homemade unlike most places. It comes out thinner than your typical nacho cheese, but that's a good thing with the way the sandwich is.
 
Oh, the cheese is the best part. That particular one is probably the place with the best horseshoes in the state, and it's all because of their cheese sauce. They make it homemade unlike most places. It comes out thinner than your typical nacho cheese, but that's a good thing with the way the sandwich is.
Poutine is supposed to have Cheese Curds..
 
I need a cardiac stint just looking at that thing
Well, truth be told... I haven't had one since I made my health changes. I do miss them...

There's a place locally to me now that does a BBQ version, uses cornbread muffins instead of Texas toast and tosses some baked beans and pulled pork in there too (I always pass on the beans, ha).

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Well, truth be told... I haven't had one since I made my health changes. I do miss them...

There's a place locally to me now that does a BBQ version, uses cornbread muffins instead of Texas toast and tosses some baked beans and pulled pork in there too (I always pass on the beans, ha).

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Thats to bad, that looks delicious...
 
Well, truth be told... I haven't had one since I made my health changes. I do miss them...

There's a place locally to me now that does a BBQ version, uses cornbread muffins instead of Texas toast and tosses some baked beans and pulled pork in there too (I always pass on the beans, ha).

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Yes, right now, GIVE PLEASE!
 
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