Sex & Shenanigans

Judy Collins - Send In The Clowns

Someone was going to post this.... and I'm just the brat to do it....
 
Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s. 🥺

Wait.... 16 what???

He left out the part... that those size 16 shoes... are funny shaped, and are a shiny, bright red.

The hand drawn nike swoosh on the side just makes it worse.
 
Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

I have never had a facial… but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good

Me either.
But. Let's discuss...
I won't eat corn if the cob.
I hate eating spaghetti,without a knife...
Ill eat a corn dog but I only dip I will not sauce...
I just don't like certain things on my face...
I'm not even good with make up, that's probably not a prominent reason....

Thank you....
Seriously....
Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
 
Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good
Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...

Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
🫂😻🫶
 
Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good
Steampunk goggles, yeah??

Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
oh! I know this one. You distract it with a knife, so you can sneak up behind it more easily. Makes for a cleaner kill 🔪🔪
 
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