Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Is any of this a euphemism?

None of it. That said, best case scenario for tonight will end in sticky fingers. C'mon, wings!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't kink shame me!

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

I was legit gonna tag you @Wand3rlust but I had faith.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Branch out, will you?

No need to mess with a classic. Plus it goes well with Worcester Sauce...

 

[BrendaBear]

Angry wanks are the worst.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xqAy0TnaEwwAAAAd/brooke-monk-laughing.gif
That totally cracked me up... Nicely done, Monkey.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

Is that what causes those angry wanks you mentioned?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is that what causes those angry wanks you mentioned?

I need more context here, angry + wanking does not compute

 

[BrendaBear]

I need more context here, angry + wanking does not compute

I am not actually familiar with angry + wanking... but apparently @SalaciousMonkey22 is... and @UnquietDreams is ... maybe @Whiskeyjack ... apparently it's a wank-a-demic or something going on.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/h4ntP-XaIXIAAAAC/the-good-place-idk.gif

 

[Mrtenant]

Right....
Fuck that fucking shit..fuck.

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

Hey, T! Quit your clowning around!!

*chortle chortle... snort... *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need more context here, angry + walking does not compute

Fun fact, I call my twig and berries the Avengers. Just for funsies.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hey, T! Quit your clowning around!!

*chortle chortle... snort... *

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes

If I’m reading a series and there happens to be a holiday themed book, I’m not going to wait until the holiday to read it.

Reminds me, I should a book on “books and boobs”.

You should

 

[BrendaBear]

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eiu-KADZf-8AAAAC/couple-console.gif

Well... now that you mention it...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

*Ankles get weak*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*stares*

 

[UnquietDreams]

*stares*

*Ankles collapse*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don't kink shame me!

Wait... But ...
I thought you weren't???
He said he was...
So ...
Is he kink-shiming you?

Either way I love all the wanking.... I can't wait til you two start your own fandom of wanks

 

[dawn_of_night]

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*stares*

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

I have never had a facial… but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

* * Hides the facepaint * *

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

So... maybe monkey stares just don't work?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/W50EXXJp7vkAAAAC/meganleigh-megan.gif

*for real... that posting had me laughing out loud... too funny!!!!*

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have never had a facial…

Me either.
But. Let's discuss...
I won't eat corn if the cob.
I hate eating spaghetti,without a knife...
Ill eat a corn dog but I only dip I will not sauce...
I just don't like certain things on my face...
I'm not even good with make up, that's probably not a prominent reason....

but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!

Thank you....
Seriously....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

*Faints*