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Today waiting for my mechanic to finish, I nursed a coffee and tried unsuccessfully to ignore the 20something BASIC girls closeby:

Drone: Did you find it omg please tell me you did!
Queen: ugh yass I found the tickets. I would have killed myself if they were lost.

WTAF?!?!? ​

Drone: oh! Don't forget we need to stop by the overpriced dept store. There's a pair of shoes I rilly rilly wanted for weeks on sale!

Queen: oooooh no no no not those....

Drone: yeah, I was thinking about not getting them.

Didn't you just say.....why are you taking shoe advice from a bitch willing to end her life over. tickets?!?!?​
 
BrendaD said:
This really cracked me up!

I have been by the clown motel in Tonopah Nevada several times. You know, the one right next to the f-ing cemetery?

Talk about a psychopath…

When you drive by… I swear the creepyness even oozes out into the roadway… into the car. 100+ degree wearher, and shivers go down my spine driving by that place.

@crazychemgirl , you need to stay there. Here’s the link, so you can make your reservation! You know, in case it fills up with other crazy people…. https://www.theclownmotelusa.com/

🤣🤣🤣🤣💋💋
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Hard pass for me. I just find the whole idea of “clowning” to be off.
 
Qky75 said:
Today waiting for my mechanic to finish, I nursed a coffee and tried unsuccessfully to ignore the 20something BASIC girls closeby:

Drone: Did you find it omg please tell me you did!
Queen: ugh yass I found the tickets. I would have killed myself if they were lost.

WTAF?!?!? ​

Drone: oh! Don't forget we need to stop by the overpriced dept store. There's a pair of shoes I rilly rilly wanted for weeks on sale!

Queen: oooooh no no no not those....

Drone: yeah, I was thinking about not getting them.

Didn't you just say.....why are you taking shoe advice from a bitch willing to end her life over. tickets?!?!?​
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Hey, don’t judge! We all know that one bitch whose life choices are questionable, but shoe choices are always on point 😜
 
My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!
 
Whiskeyjack said:
My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!
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Whatever you do, don't piss off your date. You will have a terrible time.
 
Whiskeyjack said:
My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!
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Is any of this a euphemism?
 
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