Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Yes. It wasn't just a movie trope

 

[crazychemgirl]

Its tolerable mixed with dry roasted peanuts....those candy corn pumpkin things though? Put them next to the circus peanuts and peeps in the garbage.

I like circus peanuts lol


Also that’s the way @Indie eats them (candy corn) … with roasted peanuts

 

[lavendersilk]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

 

[Qky75]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

Did she ever make you find a switch for a whoopin'?

 

[Qky75]

Did she ever make you find a switch for a whoopin'?

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

Well.. it was supposed to be a bar of soap... but, it sounds like it worked so...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like circus peanuts lol


Also that’s the way @Indie eats them (candy corn) … with roasted peanuts

Seriously. It's like another language.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why you gotta blow my cover like that. God dammit, we talked about this!

I repeat: I'm okay with this.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well.. it was supposed to be a bar of soap... but, it sounds like it worked so...

We aalll learned an important lesson that day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Happened to me!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seriously. It's like another language.

I mean, it kind of is, isn’t it?

 

[BrendaBear]

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.

Yeah... my mother wouldn't have been patient enough to wait for getting a switch either. I think she was into instant ramifications or something.

 

[lavendersilk]

Happened to me!

What word did you say?

 

[Qky75]

Happened to me!

Ohhhh gawd....#MeALSO

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm..... how's the closet space?

For this, I can break my lease and find a place with closets. Or a spare room even...

 

[vagrantx]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

I'm fairly sure if someone actually tried that here, CPS would be called in like... immediately. You don't fuck with swedish CPS. They've got clipboards.

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

grandfather, tell me a story!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What word did you say?

Fucked if I know. But probably fuck.

Or I just talked back.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uh huh. We don't have to call them different things.....

Unlike everything else.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ohhhh gawd....#MeALSO

https://voca.ro/1m0EeOoqywH4

 

[MindYaBitness]

Uhm… @Indie ??

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

This is why I made my kid write apology letters instead...

 

[vagrantx]

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.

Happened to me!

Today in S&S: "here are all the funny ways I was abused as a toddler!"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wednesdays are my Mondays and I hate them.

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/1m0EeOoqywH4

Wanted to heart AND laugh at this

".....like feelings and caring and all that sort of bullshit"