Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

My dad used to put shreds so you actually bit into a piece of carrot. Also, walnuts and crushed pineapple. It was completely different from a pumpkin cake. I understand that isn't usually the way carrot cake is made though.

Spice cake is pumpkin cake without pumpkin.

Yep, that's how my grandma makes it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Cloves can be overpowering, but just a hint is perfect. I put a crap ton of nutmeg though. Love that shit.

You lost me at nutmeg

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have WAY more shoes.

I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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At this point, I am alright with it.

 

[Qky75]

You lost me at nutmeg

People like her are why I only stick to cinnamon in food shared with others.

 

[Bry1313]

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So jealous

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno. I quite enjoy basking in my superiority and smugness

This checks out

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have WAY more shoes.

Too many shoes is not a thing. My spring-summer shoes are in my closet currently l, waiting to be put back in storage, because I've got two tubs of fall-winter shoes waiting to make an appearance. Plus, a third tub of knee high boots! Shoes are the best. They accent your outfit, but ne er make you look fat!

 

[SWR101]

Today.

The correct answer

 

[MindYaBitness]

The correct answer

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[BrendaBear]

I just realized that this Friday is a Friday the 13th

Honey, this is 9/11... Friday the 13th is two days away.

And no.... those of us in the states aren't nervous... why would we be? *twitch twitch*....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night, love.

Good morning, Handsome

 

[BrendaBear]

Stuck watching tv in the tire shop:

Morning show guest: you need to be eating better and stop drinking...

Interviewers: ohhhh no we are out of time...

*camera shuts off*
Interviewers: Now lets go get our morning bacon and bourbon!
The rest of the crew: Oh yeah!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[SWR101]

Honey, this is 9/11... Friday the 13th is two days away.

And no.... those of us in the states aren't nervous... why would we be? *twitch twitch*....

 

[BrendaBear]

I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.

What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?

Wow. Great. Gosh, I'm so glad to find that out.

Where's my bacon and bourbon???

 

[vagrantx]

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Hey look! Apple butter! No wonder she looks so distressed.

 

[dawn_of_night]

At this point, I am alright with it.

Come with me for a walk in the dark....

 

[MindYaBitness]

What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?

Wow. Great. Gosh, I'm so glad to find that out.

Where's my bacon and bourbon???

Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbon

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Why you gotta blow my cover like that. God dammit, we talked about this!

 

[BrendaBear]

Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbon

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[SWR101]

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Right?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Oh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.

Maybe I could go buy some more shoes...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Right?

Mmmmm..


Brains.....
And sexy boy zombie....

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.

Maybe I could go buy some more shoes...

Shoe shopping is always the right answer