Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Do vampires ejaculate?

Without a functioning circulatory- or lymphatic system, if they do, I'd suspect it'd be like dripping molasses. Maybe porridge.

 

[Awaywego]

Good Sunday morning! Will jump in with this about sleep, never had much of a problem but began with onset of vertigo issues. Last year was put on CPAP to see if it helped with sinus part. Now still have some vertigo issues but nothing like before and upside 6 to 7 hours of sleep. It took some adjustments but man....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do vampires ejaculate?

Apparently the podcast was talking about the movie, "Blade," where there are pureblood vampires - indicating that vampires can procreate - and that raised questions.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, I've a number of things to do today, and no motivation to do any of them.

Sounds like me every day.

Yep, that is me for sure.

I am thinking I need to finally get serious and find a therapist to get rid of the depression. I am pretty sure there was a time when I used to care, and would actually do things.

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1nR5tpXZsbhj

 

[hotoldrguy]

At the Ninja Turtles birthplace
https://www.boston.com/culture/ente...rthplace-of-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

I am surprised there was not more reaction from this group. I thought you would already be organizing a field trip to the museum

 

[Bry1313]

Same. Kinda.

I regularly work overtime without claiming it. But every once in awhile I'll actually submit for it. We work 37.5 hour weeks, so the first 2.5 hours are just comp time. Anything over that we can choose comp or pay, and get it at 1.5x. But if you actually break into pay OT, you better have a darn good reason.

And I don't really need the comp time, I barely take time off as it is and am getting close to when they're going to force me to take PTO because I have to much accrued.

Your employer appreciates your uncomped labor, but not enough to reward you in a meaningful way.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Now that i know my theater is lame, I shall be eternally jealous. I need it on my bookshelf!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently the podcast was talking about the movie, "Blade," where there are pureblood vampires - indicating that vampires can procreate - and that raised questions.

Isn’t it created purebloods more about blood than ejaculation?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now that i know my theater is lame, I shall be eternally jealous. I need it on my bookshelf!!!

They didn’t have if?!!!


What the heck

 

[hotoldrguy]

Isn’t it created purebloods more about blood than ejaculation?

Whatever gets the job done

 

[MindYaBitness]

They didn’t have if?!!!


What the heck

Nope, not the cups either. So lame!!!!! And, it's a very nice theater, they usually have stuff like that

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It was a Jersey Shore joke, much lower quality than the Sopranos.

Fun fact: 6 of the 8 original cast members of Jersey Shore were from New York.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Isn’t it created purebloods more about blood than ejaculation?

I can't pretend to know anything about Blade. Other than Ryan Reynolds calling one of the vampires a "horsehumping bitch" and a "cock-juggling thundercunt." But that might have been Blade 3.

 

[Bbl87]

Your employer appreciates your uncomped labor, but not enough to reward you in a meaningful way.

Welcome to the government.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do vampires ejaculate?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac89509cd811af008e6d123e3ad4c203/bd24c4805b16d6a5-f4/s540x810/e33eb6c650ebec706c846c060ee5f948ffdebd88.gifv

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn’t it created purebloods more about blood than ejaculation?

No, they talk about being born a vampire, so there is apparently a pureblood life cycle, from baby to that weird-ass marble state as they mature. Yes, I have thought these things out.

Also,
https://images.kinorium.com/movie/shot/155073/h280_51488738.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can't pretend to know anything about Blade. Other than Ryan Reynolds calling one of the vampires a "horsehumping bitch" and a "cock-juggling thundercunt." But that might have been Blade 3.

Blade Trinity. A rotten pile of raccoon entrails posing as a film. The stories from the set by Patton Oswalt are far better than anything in the movie. But Blade and Blade 2 are both visionary vampire classics, (as well as Blade being the first Marvel film.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am getting ready to head out to a small town Huckleberry Festival in the Columbia River Gorge. I am inordinately happy right now.

 

[Bry1313]

Welcome to the government.

I’ve worked for the government, I never gave them free shit.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Literally what I think every time I wander in here.

I still don't know either.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Time to go to the beach for a walk down the boardwalk

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Time to go to the beach for a walk down the boardwalk

Don't stop, or it will cost you $50. Unless they have hotels, and then you might as well just quit.

 

[Awaywego]

Time to go to the beach for a walk down the boardwalk

Planned but too cool and puppy has a date so off the the waterfront bar, lol