Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

Welcome to wearing shorts because it is 90°F and then freezing to death in an air conditioned building all day.

Work harder

 

[Wriggle]

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2 things....
Is it sped up?
Are you eating cereal at the end?

 

[Qky75]

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[LupineOne]

Such beauty. It’s so relaxing for my soul being here

 

[__Nathan1968]

So, this morning I went to the grocery store for a couple things. Not a full shop, mostly just needed milk.

Opened the trunk to get the bags and the gallon of milk fell right out, crashing and exploding on my garage floor.

At least it was on the garage floor, and not in the back of your car. Milk in the upholstery is a nightmare.

Did I ever tell the story about the time I went out to my car in the parking garage on like wed or thurs, since I was biking to work at the time, and found the 3 pound bag of (previously) frozen shrimp from Sunday’s grocery trip? Evidently I missed a bag when unloading the groceries.

 

[crazychemgirl]

2 things....
Is it sped up?
Are you eating cereal at the end?

No… no I’m not. I’m walking my dog lol

 

[Qky75]

No… no I’m not. I’m walking my dog lol

Pfffs every guy in here knows that code phrase

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Anybody else?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anybody else? View attachment 2386891

Absolutely…, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

 

[lavendersilk]

1999 was a hot movie year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

 

[Wriggle]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

In Atomic Blonde she has a French lover - those two

 

[Qky75]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

Alyson Hannigan and Elliot Page! ... for just a million little things

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

No… no I’m not. I’m walking my dog lol

So, was your dog eating cereal?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, was your dog eating cereal?

don’t be ridiculous

 

[Lmizzler]

I do believe this is the first I've heard you

You should go listen to her singing next!

 

[Qky75]

You should go listen to her singing next!

I'm on the hunt

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

This is going to require some thought

 

[UnquietDreams]

In Atomic Blonde she has a French lover - those two

Underated comment right there. Biggest improvement from the source comic, no question. Though the stairway fight is second.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is going to require some thought

Oooh … interesting. Looking forward to your answer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

don’t be ridiculous

So your dog is more into fresh fruit smoothies?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

Blake Lively and Alicia Vikander. because they are both so

 

[crazychemgirl]

So your dog is more into fresh fruit smoothies?

I do give her fresh cucumber, blueberries, nectarine and carrots every morning lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I do give her fresh cucumber, blueberries, nectarine and carrots every morning lol

Mine loves carrot slices for treats.