Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, it's my bedtime, gentleman, & Kitty. Nighty-night!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Guys aren't that subtle.

#not….awww fuck. Not even for a bit

 

[morelikeasong]

I never understood how “just the tip” was even a selling point. I’m greedy, I want the whole thing!

Me neither, the tip is nice, but I'm going to need the whole enchilada if the tip is going to hit that spot!

There’s a lottt of fun to be had with just the tip. Just saying

 

[morelikeasong]

So, this morning I went to the grocery store for a couple things. Not a full shop, mostly just needed milk.

Opened the trunk to get the bags and the gallon of milk fell right out, crashing and exploding on my garage floor.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Still.

No use crying over it...

 

[deft]

So, this morning I went to the grocery store for a couple things. Not a full shop, mostly just needed milk.

Opened the trunk to get the bags and the gallon of milk fell right out, crashing and exploding on my garage floor.

An unexpected white mess? Ugh.

 

[morelikeasong]

Still.

No use crying over it...

It’s been a full week since my last mental breakdown, so I am due…

 

[Qky75]

Me neither, the tip is nice, but I'm going to need the whole enchilada if the tip is going to hit that spot!

What if the enchilada is more.....say cocktail weiner? AFAF

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Me neither, the tip is nice, but I'm going to need the whole enchilada if the tip is going to hit that spot!

Mmmmm enchilads, now I'm hungry, thanks.

AND I got enchiladas I'm gonna bring for lunch tomorrow.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So, this morning I went to the grocery store for a couple things. Not a full shop, mostly just needed milk.

Opened the trunk to get the bags and the gallon of milk fell right out, crashing and exploding on my garage floor.

Milk abuse!!! well there went $3+..... well $3.77 to be exact where I'm at.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What if it's a tit.... And not tits....

Usually they like them in pairs, but I'm pretty sure no guy is going to turn down just one

Unless you're dealing with the monopoly man, then you go to jail for only showing one...

 

[morelikeasong]

Milk abuse!!! well there went $3+..... well $3.77 to be exact where I'm at.

About that here, too. You better believe I salvaged what was left. I rinsed out the old gallon jug and poured the remainder in there. We don’t waste in this economy

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

About that here, too. You better believe I salvaged what was left. I rinsed out the old gallon jug and poured the remainder in there. We don’t waste in this economy

Atta girl! Hopefully you caught it in time to salvage at least half.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What makes gravy chunky? I'm assuming that's different to lumpy gravy... Because I can't imagine anyone WANTING clods of gravy flour exploding unexpectedly in their mouth

Goblet chunks…. Apparently

 

[morelikeasong]

@crazychemgirl

 

[UnquietDreams]

Still.

No use crying over it...

Oh, I love you so fucking much right now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

I do believe this is the first I've heard you

 

[SWR101]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

Welcome to the continuation of the season that requires just underwear in the morning and a full immersion into an ice bath that melts almost instantly in the afternoon…

 

[lavendersilk]

Welcome to the the start of the season where you need a sweater in the morning and a tank top in the afternoon

Welcome to wearing shorts because it is 90°F and then freezing to death in an air conditioned building all day.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s been a full week since my last mental breakdown, so I am due…

I mean, at our age, isn't one a week considered a healthy average? *hugs*

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Morning all! Hope my favorite birdwatching enthusiasts are having a great start to the day.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you ever want to summon a road crew to start jackhammering the street outside your house, just say the magic words, "I think I'll take a nap."

 

[Qky75]

Lol my city started no less than a dozen road projects...within 3weeks of University and public schools opening