Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Aroused, eh?

Of course. OH. Just saw that I missed the 'i' in my last adverb of my previous post

 

[dawn_of_night]

Race you to the patent office!

Get. In. Motha. Fucka.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean a blotter?

no

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t know a single girl who could refer her tits as the twins.

Like eyebrows.

They are never identical.

Thus why mine are named after two similar, but not identical, mountains

 

[lavendersilk]

Thus why mine renamed after two similar, but not identical, mountains

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thus why mine renamed after two similar, but not identical, mountains

kilimanjaro and k2?

 

[MindYaBitness]

kilimanjaro and k2?

Lol, nothing so grand, I assure you

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lol, nothing so grand, I assure you

Blue diamond and black diamond? This game is tough

 

[Apisto42]

Yes?
Aren't they??

Doubtful. Humans are usually not perfectly bilaterally symmetrical. Someone who was would actually look odd to the observer without the observer knowing why they looked odd.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Doubtful. Humans are usually not perfectly bilaterally symmetrical. Someone who was would actually look odd to the observer without the observer knowing why they looked odd.

Huh. Ok.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Blue diamond and black diamond? This game is tough

Think more along the lines of Adam's & Hood

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Think more along the lines of Adam's & Hood

I'm so fucking confused.
Alright, here's what google elucidated:
https://i.ibb.co/RvCKTwd/Screenshot-2024-08-28-at-20-28-36-Adam-s-Hood-Google-Search.png


But also. Adams and Hood are terrible names for your bazongas. I think. Maybe it fits

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm so fucking confused.
Alright, here's what google elucidated:
https://i.ibb.co/RvCKTwd/Screenshot-2024-08-28-at-20-28-36-Adam-s-Hood-Google-Search.png


But also. Adams and Hood are terrible names for your bazongas. I think. Maybe it fits

Lol, even less illustrious, they're called Badger & Candy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

mostly non-fiction.

a book about how the internet formed.

A book about genes.


I mean, interesting stuff sure … but like.. I like my reading with a little more fiction and little less like I’m learning.

1) learning for fun is fantastic
2) I also read fiction ... Last few months I've really likes Happiness Falls and The Maid
3) you forgot that book about sailors in the 1700s getting stranded. I learned nothing from that except Lord Bryon is referenced everywhere and being a sailor is miserable (but I already knew that one)

 

[MindYaBitness]

1) learning for fun is fantastic
2) I also read fiction ... Last few months I've really likes Happiness Falls and The Maid
3) you forgot that book about sailors in the 1700s getting stranded. I learned nothing from that except Lord Bryon is referenced everywhere and being a sailor is miserable (but I already knew that one)

I don't see anything interesting here. I mean, yes, Lord Byron was an a nympho who was "Mad, bad, and dangerous to know", but where's the smut in his honor? Surely it's somewhere on your bookshelf

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lol, even less illustrious, they're called Badger & Candy

Candy sounds fun. Badger sounds.... gamey
I still want to be smothered by them

 

[MindYaBitness]

Candy sounds fun. Badger sounds.... gamey
I still want to be smothered by them

How dare you talk about my right breast that way. You're lucky she's pretty resilient or she'd be very upset right now!!! Besides, here's the badger the mountain is named after. They're adorable!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How dare you talk about my right breast that way. You're lucky she's pretty resilient or she'd be very upset right now!!! Besides, here's the badger the mountain is named after. They're adorable!

Almost too adorable? Like how am I going to want to gently nibble at first and then bite that guy?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Almost too adorable? Like how am I going to want to gently nibble at first and then bite that guy?

Be careful, unlike me, he'll bite back!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Be careful, unlike me, he'll bite back!

You don’t bite?


*sulks away in sadness

 

[crazychemgirl]

1) learning for fun is fantastic
2) I also read fiction ... Last few months I've really likes Happiness Falls and The Maid
3) you forgot that book about sailors in the 1700s getting stranded. I learned nothing from that except Lord Bryon is referenced everywhere and being a sailor is miserable (but I already knew that one)

Oh yeah … how could I forget about 1700s sailors …


I think I had my fill on books about sailors when I read The Terror

 

[MindYaBitness]

You don’t bite?


*sulks away in sadness

No, sadly, not during sex at least. Though, I do often do a wslk-by bite on my spouses shoulder. They're just so yummy. I have to. I can't help it.

 

[Bry1313]

Home > Work

What if you work at home

 

[Bry1313]

Oh yeah … how could I forget about 1700s sailors …


I think I had my fill on books about sailors when I read The Terror

Im watching The Terror right now. So good (and awful at the same time)

 

[LupineOne]