Sex & Shenanigans

[RobDownSouth]

Road? Me too.

Remind me who did "I Love Rocky Road" first....was it Joan Jett or Al Yankovic?

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's exactly the problem!!!! I'm with you Bry

Okay, when you have the correct tools, things are easier!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay, when you have the correct tools, things are easier!

Nominated for womansplaining

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for womansplaining

wrong thread sugar tits

 

[subdudeme13]

wrong thread sugar tits

Sugar Tits! Uhmmmm,

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

wrong thread sugar tits

I've been called a lot of things on lit over the years. I'm 95% sure that's the first time I've gotten that one

 

[subdudeme13]

Using an absorbant paper meant for fountain ink prevent the smudges. The world is built for right handed, ballpoint pen users. The right tools makes all the difference!

You mean a blotter?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've been called a lot of things on lit over the years. I'm 95% sure that's the first time I've gotten that one

Only 95% …?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Only 95% …?

I've been here a long time and honestly.... they're not bad

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've been here a long time and honestly.... they're not bad

Your tits?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Road head? Me too.

Yeeess...

 

[Apisto42]

Yeeess...

That’s the best road.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Damn. And I thought @UnquietDreams was a Ho....
Maybe I owe him an apology....

Not like I am sleeping with any of them.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I miss road head.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your tits?

Sure. Moobs. Twins. The boys

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sure. Moobs. Twins. The boys

Are men tits more symmetrical than girl tits?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know a single girl who could refer her tits as the twins.

Like eyebrows.

They are never identical.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not like I am sleeping with any of them.

It's the math, man.... The math. Sex was never the question....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are men tits more symmetrical than girl ties?

I want to know more about girl ties. My first thought was fluffy handcuffs. Or fluffy zip-ties, but those don't exist do they? OMG did I just stumble on to a million dollar idea? Shark tank here I come

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are men tits more symmetrical than girl ties?

Yes?
Aren't they??

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want to know more about girl ties. My first thought was fluffy handcuffs. Or fluffy zip-ties but those don't exist do they? OMG did I just stumble on to a million dollar idea? Shark tank here I come

Listen ... I been putting girly stuff on zip ties for years ... Back the fuck up

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want to know more about girl ties. My first thought was fluffy handcuffs. Or fluffy zip-ties but those don't exist do they? OMG did I just stumble on to a million dollar idea? Shark tank here I come

Fluffy zip ties?


Could be useful

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Listen ... I been putting girly stuff on zip ties for years ... Back the fuck up

Race you to the patent office!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fluffy zip ties?


Could be useful

Could??!?!!?! C'mon, you just witnessed brilliance. It's ok to admit that you are stunned, aroused, precarious, confused, jealous, and then mostly aroused again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Could??!?!!?! C'mon, you just witnessed brilliance. It's ok to admit that you are stunned, aroused, precarious, confused, jealous, and then mostly aroused again.

Aroused, eh?