🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SWR101]

Nominated because you know you enjoyed every minute of it.

Nominated for kink assuming me

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitty; that's hell, what a break!

Nominated for even thinking I’d know that from personal experience. I once worked at an eye doctors’ office. I washed my hands compulsively and have never had pinkeye.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for kink assuming me

Nominated for not admitting I was right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for the comparison of pink and brown eyes.

Nominated for...this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for...this.

Nominated for not getting the quote from one of the best scenes in a movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not getting the quote from one of the best scenes in a movie.

Nominated for assuming I saw Clerks II.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for assuming I saw Clerks II.

Nominated for not having seen Clerks 2

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not having seen Clerks 2

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[AlottaFocina]

After many sleepless nights and anxiety attacks over not giving an acceptance speech. I am ready to do so. @Kitty_so_frisky has inspired me. Here it goes.

Thank you to all the wankers who made this possible.

Worst acceptance speech ever.

Nominated for worst speech ever, lack of effort, making fun of the process and generally disappointing wankery.

 

[jason28053]

Just putting this out there.
I will not accept, nor shall I seek your nomination for this award.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Worst acceptance speech ever.

Nominated for worst speech ever, lack of effort, making fun of the process and generally disappointing wankery.

Nominated because you gave me the damn thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just putting this out there.
I will not accept, nor shall I seek your nomination for this award.

Are you certain? Are you just self conscious because you don't have a Ninja Turtle mask?

 

[Bry1313]

Worst acceptance speech ever.

Nominated for worst speech ever, lack of effort, making fun of the process and generally disappointing wankery.

Nominated for giving the worst WOTW award in the award’s storied history

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for giving the worst WOTW award in the award’s storied history

Yet you're still the shitest POJ

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated for giving the worst WOTW award in the award’s storied history

Grant seems like a decent bloke, how was I to know he would turn out to be the most useless award winner in the anals?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Grant seems like a decent bloke, how was I to know he would turn out to be the most useless award winner in the anals?

Legends don't have to be good award winners

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for the comparison of pink and brown eyes.

Whatever you say, ol’ Pink Eye.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yes.. and also nominating @Mr_bogey for saying he’d do it but with used dildos.

If I were to nominate someone, and I'm not because I don't do such things....but if I were it would be for inaccuracy.

If you are going to besmirch my name, at least quote me accurately. A question was posed if they were new or used and I merely pointed out that used would be more entertaining. My stance on throwing them at others remained unchanged.

 

[Wand3rlust]

If I were to nominate someone, and I'm not because I don't do such things....but if I were it would be for inaccuracy.

If you are going to besmirch my name, at least quote me accurately. A question was posed if they were new or used and I merely pointed out that used would be more entertaining. My stance on throwing them at others remained unchanged.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I were to nominate someone, and I'm not because I don't do such things....but if I were it would be for inaccuracy.

If you are going to besmirch my name, at least quote me accurately. A question was posed if they were new or used and I merely pointed out that used would be more entertaining. My stance on throwing them at others remained unchanged.

Nominated for so many words when we all know I could never besmirch you … you do it all on your own

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whatever you say, ol’ Pink Eye.

Nominated for calling me a vagina.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for calling me a vagina.

If the spoon fits…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for calling me a vagina.

If the spoon fits…

Nominated for evoking images of a spoon in a vagina!

Wait…is this a temperature play thing?

 

[drobert44]

Cant wank now, saving it for my sissy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for evoking images of a spoon in a vagina!

Wait…is this a temperature play thing?

Nominated for realizing it was about her av with the spoon on her nose