Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

It was like 250 years ago, let it go.

Me???

You're the ones with the day thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me???

You're the ones with the day thing

Oh man! We do fetishize days here. That’s totally fair.

 

[Qky75]

Loving this being off work thing. ...ahhhh leftovers reinvented ...fuck it's tasty!? Left over brisket fried rice with Korean BBQ mmmm

Ok ok fine and porn and lots of wanking this morning which made me hungry fine!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think the world needs less warning labels and more fuck around and find out.

Indeed, it would seriously thin the herd of idiots who don't need to dirty the gene pool

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What … the .. fuck.

CeeCee!! We missed you! There's been buddhism talk and someone made an abominable sandwhich and FRIENDS took over youtube and miley cyrus is so hot and also i almost burned the thread down but welcome baaack

You forgot the filleted cock cake

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My dick?

Are you a cyborg?

Don’t pretend that being able to watch Adventures in Babysitting on his dick wouldn’t be a huge selling point!

Oh, did we not mention the 3 day weekend in the UK?

@crazychemgirl ....

Yes, there has been much talk of frisky friskiness and summoning me to the UK thread all weekend

Me???

You're the ones with the day thing

Oh man! We do fetishize days here. That’s totally fair.

Okay, but today is National Women’s Equality Day, National Dog Day, and National Cherry Popsicle Day, and I would fight the monarchy all over again for every single one of those

 

[UnquietDreams]

They started it.

Just because y'll neglected to send "I Voted" stickers.

 

[Qky75]

@crazychemgirl was missed..... just saying

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me???

You're the ones with the day thing

I mean, yes, we call ours "Independence Day," and yours are all named after a season and a bank, but that is just marketing, isn't it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Indeed, it would seriously thin the herd of idiots who don't need to dirty the gene pool

Yes, but increase the lawyer pool as well.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean, yes, we call ours "Independence Day," and yours are all named after a season and a bank, but that is just marketing, isn't it?

How's that independence thing going?

<I'm teasing for effect, please do not get into serious discussions with me about your country's current state>

 

[UnquietDreams]

How's that independence thing going?

<I'm teasing for effect, please do not get into serious discussions with me about your country's current state>

(No worries-- I'm the one completely ignoring politics for the next decade or so. But please don't hesitate to tease me anyway you like...)

 

[Qky75]

How's that independence thing going?

<I'm teasing for effect, please do not get into serious discussions with me about your country's current state>

Well....we ruined tea but figured out how to use the spices you conquered the world for.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well....we ruined tea but figured out how to use the spices you conquered the world for.

I mean, did we though?

Some of the food I’ve eaten or watched being cooked does not agree with this.


There’s a reason it’s called, “white people food”

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done with your bestie while out drinking?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Will extra dildos to throw be provided? I only have one and I kinda like it…

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, did we though?

Some of the food I’ve eaten or watched being cooked does not agree with this.


There’s a reason it’s called, “white people food”

The beauty of our country is that we have a melting pot of culture... thank goodness.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done with your bestie while out drinking?

Not my bestie, but once during college myself and a woman who called her self lesbilyn, (her name is Lynn and she was lesbian.) we noticed a stray traffic cone down a steep rocky embankment and we went down to rescue it for some reason.

We then carried it to a smoking hut on campus and I hoisted her up onto the roof where she placed the cone in the middle, again don't know why we did it. We were both drunk.

 

[lavendersilk]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done with your bestie while out drinking?

Laugh while we watched people walk down narrow stairs in high heels and try not to break their necks drunk off their asses.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The beauty of our country is that we have a melting pot of culture... thank goodness.

I mean, I could do without the beauty of under seasoned food… but you do you boo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Will extra dildos to throw be provided? I only have one and I kinda like it…

I assume it’s just a whole bag of dildos from temu … 99¢ each so you can just throw them all willy nilly

 

[Silver_Arrow]

willy nilly

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alternate idea … buy a crap ton of cheap as fuck dildos and dress up as fairies and hand them out to girls on dates with men where they look like they aren’t having a good time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Glad someone caught that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For @Kitty_so_frisky https://i.ibb.co/7V7DJMt/forkitty.jpg