Sex & Shenanigans

My dearest Pervy friend....
For you, I would jerkin a gherkin....
But you are the only one.... Lol
I am the worst....
I am the Sir mix lot of sizes....
I like em big and round .... My anaconda....
If they are anything other than round... or at least roundish... I'm actually kind of intrigued....
 
Yea.... I wasnt slicing your penis like a pickle.... I'm not earring on a burger....

I was more so thinking like how it would feel in an orifice
 
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