Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Ok… so moving on from goose goose rooster.

if you could keep ANY animal as a pet… what would it be and why?

Elephant. Because elephants.

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I do that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sure... but it is a manual... so there's that...

Need other roosters to work the pedals anyway. Unless you had some mods done, I have seen that. Workable. Rosters are old school...

(I also drive a manual.)

 

[Qky75]

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Ok… so moving on from goose goose rooster.

if you could keep ANY animal as a pet… what would it be and why?

Definitely not a spider monkey..those bitches psychologicaly imprint on you and mate for life...I need to keep my options open.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I really want to disagree with this, but then I thought about all the nightmares I still have about not finishing AP History assignments, or having to run the mile in gym class, or the cafeteria running out of tater tots... high school really is the trauma that keeps on giving.

I just put tater tots on my grocery list like 10 mins ago! It’s been tooooo long since I’ve had chili cheese tots

Also, I had nightmares this morning about being somewhere upstairs while someone was shooting up the place (not my place) from outside, ground level, very high-powered bullets that easily ripped through walls. 3 people were killed and 1 other woman and I were hiding in the metal bathtub

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just put tater tots on my grocery list like 10 mins ago! It’s been tooooo long since I’ve had chili cheese tots

Also, I had nightmares this morning about being somewhere upstairs while someone was shooting up the place (not my place) from outside, ground level, very high-powered bullets that easily ripped through walls. 3 people were killed and 1 other woman and I were hiding in the metal bathtub

I used to get nightmares like that. Now I'm on medication for them and my nightmares have a lot lower stakes now.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I used to get nightmares like that. Now I'm on medication for them and my nightmares have a lot lower stakes now.

That’s probably one of the kinder ways someone has implied I need to be on medication

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Definitely not a spider monkey..those bitches psychologicaly imprint on you and mate for life...I need to keep my options open.

Wow.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That’s probably one of the kinder ways someone has implied I need to be on medication

I'm just saying it helps!

 

[SWR101]

That’s probably one of the kinder ways someone has implied I need to be on medication

I was going to say I love chili cheese tots…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was going to say I love chili cheese tots…

Who doesn’t.

I question your sanity if you don’t like chili cheese tots

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just put tater tots on my grocery list like 10 mins ago! It’s been tooooo long since I’ve had chili cheese tots

Also, I had nightmares this morning about being somewhere upstairs while someone was shooting up the place (not my place) from outside, ground level, very high-powered bullets that easily ripped through walls. 3 people were killed and 1 other woman and I were hiding in the metal bathtub

I had a dream last night … which borderlined a nightmare where there was like… a monster that we grew in a lab and we were waiting for it to be maximum terrifying before we let it loose

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone use the stop smoking patch…. Those dreams are unlike ANY dreams I’ve ever experienced in my life.

0 ️ … do not recommend. Just continue smoking.

 

[SWR101]

Anyone use the stop smoking patch…. Those dreams are unlike ANY dreams I’ve ever experienced in my life.

0 ️ … do not recommend. Just continue smoking.

I will keep that in mind and just, ….not start smoking then

 

[UnquietDreams]

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still funny.

Poor scorpions...

 

[BrendaBear]

Who doesn’t.

I question your sanity if you don’t like chili cheese tots

C'mon..... you'd question my sanity after a short conversation regarding just about anything.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Poor scorpions...

It’s so effing adorable. And funny.

I think they are actually scorpion crabs … or something.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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They always think Miss Piggy is the one to snap. No, fear the nice ones.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Elephant. Because elephants.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s so effing adorable. And funny.

I think they are actually scorpion crabs … or something.

I completely identify with something which gets caught in a prison wholey made up within its mind...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

That stupid Dallas Cowboys show on Netflix has completely ruined “Thunderstruck” for me.

 

[BrendaBear]

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OMG!!! I love this soooo much!!!

..and I think I need to send this someone too...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Best. Instructions. Ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Best. Instructions. Ever.

The word “suddenly” may be a bit generous where some people are concerned, but otherwise agree!