Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning, everyone! Another beautiful Monday! And here I am with absolutely nothing to do all day. It's gorgeous.

I'm bored. What do I want to do today?
(keep in mind I'm home with the kids, so whatever I do has to be family-friendly).

My god, you have regressed into becoming a teenager!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Paintball.

Default answer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

my girlfriend took moly and ended up at a party where people were fucking in front of her and she just was so shocked.

Molly is part of why I describe myself as 97.5% straight.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

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still funny.

 

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[Ricardus]

>HONK< Damnit Gary!! For the last time Gerald is NOT short for Geraldine...now get your bill outta my ass!!!

There is that amazing weird noise that Felix makes. I am now imagining a goose's honks being dubbed into the film over Jack Lemmon neurotically massaging his neck.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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I do this and it makes my wife scream (not in a good way) to watch it.

 

[SWR101]

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I’m like 80% #4…

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

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[SWR101]

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[UnquietDreams]

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Okay, am I a freak that I am mad at this for not capitalizing the last sentence...

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Why? Bacon makes everything better

I forgot to buy bacon for my turkey club sandwiches for lunch this week and ended up putting some bacon bits on my sandwich instead with some guac

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, am I a freak that I am mad at this for not capitalizing the last sentence...

Oh I LOVE doing that.

 

[Qky75]

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Or ice...or popcorn...or with their mouths open...

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you had to square off against:

A rooster OR a goose


which would you choose and why?

Rooster. A goose is evil, and cranky, incarnate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am never going to square off against another animal...

...however, if I have a car I think I would have a better chance against a rooster.

Does the rooster also get a car? Just trying to keep this fair.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My god, you have regressed into becoming a teenager!

I really want to disagree with this, but then I thought about all the nightmares I still have about not finishing AP History assignments, or having to run the mile in gym class, or the cafeteria running out of tater tots... high school really is the trauma that keeps on giving.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow... that started off like good advice... then suddenly when all ChemGirl on us...

So it ended with great advice?

 

[BrendaBear]

Does the rooster also get a car? Just trying to keep this fair.

Sure... but it is a manual... so there's that...