Sex & Shenanigans

Your name: Guy
Your job: Doing what I want whenever I want to AKA retired
Favourite colour Blue
Least favourite pasta noodle Linguine

Happiest memory from the last year I do not remember
Favourite sexual position Any that involve me and a partner
Last time you orgasmed Saturday night
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse On my girlfriend's parent's couch while they were asleep in their bedroom
 
Soft gee ...

Courgettes. You know. The proper name?
Wait, the proper name? We have you lot to blame for zucchinis? Holy cats and hamsters, my neighbor kept foisting them on my by the bag full. This is your fault! I am holding you personally responsible.

Courgettes..."Soft gee..." Grrrrrrrr....
 
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