Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I like every other long noodle better than spaghetti

Angel hair?
Fettuccini
Spaghettini

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's tough to pull off. Particularly if you're the bride

Not according to some documentary I saw on PornHub...

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's tough to pull off. Particularly if you're the bride

That made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But an 18yr old with her teacher is where you draw the line?

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With her high school teacher, a little bit, yes. This wasn't with my high school teacher.

And it has to be much, much, much better written.

 

[positiveflirt]

"86ed" means to be kicked out.

And famously, there's no return from it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And famously, there's no return from it.

I know, no sense of humor. It wasn't like I was illegally spreading human remains like plenty of people do there with someone's ashes.

It was the first time anyone had a good time on that ride.

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's tough to pull off. Particularly if you're the bride

I think the bride would be the best placed to get away with it. Can hide a LOT under one of those big skirts...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I totally want pasta. I just started low-carbing. Goddammit, you people.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I totally want pasta. I just started low-carbing. Goddammit, you people.

Well, at least we are talking about the worst pasta. That should help...right?

 

[lavendersilk]

I totally want pasta. I just started low-carbing. Goddammit, you people.

And zoodles just aren't the same. I feel you.

 

[Alfie71]

Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year




…….. and go!

• Daddy. Occasionally, Sir.
• Kind of a big thing, actually.
• Purple. I luuuuurve Purple (bonus points if you can name the film and the character quoted).
• Spaghetti. I always, ALWAYS splash the sauce all over the white shirt I’m always wearing whenever I order it.
• Finding my own kind of unicorn.

And for the adventurous kinky sharers


Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

Mish. For the kiss.
About 3pm.
Can it be digitally? If not, a guest house bar at 3am.

 

[morelikeasong]

Angel hair?
Fettuccini
Spaghettini

Yep
Yep
Yep

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Well, at least we are talking about the worst pasta. That should help...right?

Whoa. You're right. Good call.

Damn, you were right on that. Good work, my dude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I totally want pasta. I just started low-carbing. Goddammit, you people.

did you read this?

Next Day Pasta

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And zoodles just aren't the same. I feel you.

For real! Zoodles are some bullshit. That's a zucchini trying to pass himself off as cool by pretending to be something else. And that's the opposite of cool.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yep
Yep
Yep

I find angel hair too .. small.

And fettuccini … too big.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Spaghetti is the goldilocks of pasta for me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

did you read this?

Next Day Pasta

Whooaaaaaaaa mind is blown.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think the bride would be the best placed to get away with it. Can hide a LOT under one of those big skirts...

Oh is THAT why everyone in the olden days wore those GIANT skirts???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Spaghetti is the goldilocks of pasta for me.

It breaks into your house, eats your food, breaks your furniture, and sleeps in your bed?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whooaaaaaaaa mind is blown.

You’re welcome.

 

[morelikeasong]

This wasn't with my high school teacher.

I’m pretty sure I missed it if you ever fully told the story.

It was on a boat on a children’s ride? In theory, surrounded by children and their families?

It was the first time anyone had a good time on that ride.

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[SWR101]

I’m pretty sure I missed it if you ever fully told the story.

It was on a boat on a children’s ride? In theory, surrounded by children and their families?


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As I said a bit ago “don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to”

 

[crazychemgirl]

New kink unlocked …, getting eaten out while wearing this ridiculous dress and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m pretty sure I missed it if you ever fully told the story.

It was on a boat on a children’s ride? In theory, surrounded by children and their families?


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1) You never asked.
2) Nope, empty boat, and the one closest one to us was as well. I am a pervert, I am not an asshole. I'm not going to fuck up someone else's vacation and memories. No witnesses.