Sex & Shenanigans

[Secretintoelderly]

* Having a mint to neutralize pre-vomit

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I need a sex ed class

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

* Having a mint to neutralize pre-vomit

I'm beginning to think you might not like thinking about dicks or skin cups

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I'm beginning to think you might not like thinking about dicks or skin cups

You might be right thinking that... LOL

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I need a sex ed class

I’ll teach you babes … wanna learn about the kitty cat cafe?

 

[UnquietDreams]

* Having a mint to neutralize pre-vomit

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So like... Correct me if I'm wrong... The foreskin is kind of in an outer circle around the dick? Sort of cupping the inner dick as you will? And so when there's liquids coming out of said dick... If someone is there drinking it... Are they not drinking out of a foreskin cup?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So like... Correct me if I'm wrong... The foreskin is kind of in an outer circle around the dick? Sort of cupping the inner dick as you will? And so when there's liquids coming out of said dick... If someone is there drinking it... Are they not drinking out of a foreskin cup?

I love your brain.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Never know what the night's gonna bring huh?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll teach you babes … wanna learn about the kitty cat cafe?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Until it doesn't...

I made peanut butter and jelly

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t get me wrong … I love cats. But I’m crazy allergic and so dogs it is.

Also .. dogs are just better.

I’m allergic to both and generally don’t like pets (with a few exceptions)
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[morelikeasong]

Literally every time I say thanks for opening the jar... Husband goes "gotta make sure you keep me around for something"

I think they’re legally obligated to say that or something. Must be in the marriage certificate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So like... Correct me if I'm wrong... The foreskin is kind of in an outer circle around the dick? Sort of cupping the inner dick as you will? And so when there's liquids coming out of said dick... If someone is there drinking it... Are they not drinking out of a foreskin cup?

No, the foreskin is the sheath of skin that covers the head (glans) of the penis. It can be pulled back. In my experience, no one had pulled the foreskin over the head of my penis during ejaculation to fill it like a cup. It is generally pulled back, though not always. So the drink is less from a cup and more from a...well, "hose" would be really incorrect, so let's say "spigot." Or "tap."

And that is the least erotic description of a woman swallowing my cum that I have ever contemplated.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No, the foreskin is the sheath of skin that covers the head (glans) of the penis. It can be pulled back. In my experience, no one had pulled the foreskin over the head of my penis during ejaculation to fill it like a cup. It is generally pulled back, though not always. So the drink is less from a cup and more from a...well, "hose" would be really incorrect, so let's say spigot.

And that is the least erotic description of a woman swallowing my cum that I have ever contemplated.

Isn't an overflowing cup still a cup?

I'm really trying to make it work here!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I'm just a bit speechless...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn't an overflowing cup still a cup?

I'm really trying to make it work here!

Gretchen, stop trying to make "it's a cup" happen! It's not going to happen!

 

[Qky75]

Isn't an overflowing cup still a cup?

I'm really trying to make it work here!

Why the hell do I find myself walking in after time away and ....never mind ...has anyone seen my blanky?!?!?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why the hell do I find myself walking in after time away and ....never mind ...has anyone seen my blanky?!?!?

Is that an euphemism for foreskin?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Putting the kettle on for a cup of tea

 

[SWR101]

I think they’re legally obligated to say that or something. Must me in the marriage certificate.

She knows…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why the hell do I find myself walking in after time away and ....never mind ...has anyone seen my blanky?!?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that an euphemism for foreskin?

Yes. Yes it is.

Now stop playing with the foreskin, or I might go blind...

 

[dawn_of_night]

reminds self to not eat dinner while reading S&S

Is your nose okay???

 

[Amanda330]

I'm just a bit speechless...

Nominated for not just being quiet then.