Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Scrotum?

I was imagining little plastic bags for dicks to get sucked into

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was imagining little plastic bags for dicks to get sucked into

Dark @OrdinaryPerson … dark.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it

You're obviously the worst sister

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it

For morning coffee?

 

[crazychemgirl]

For morning coffee?

I did post a bad flirt where I said my kink was pouring hot coffee on a dick and licking it off

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was imagining little plastic bags for dicks to get sucked into

Condoms?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I did post a bad flirt where I said my kink was pouring hot coffee on a dick and licking it off

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dark @OrdinaryPerson … dark.

It could be like yellow or pink

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I did post a bad flirt where I said my kink was pouring hot coffee on a dick and licking it off

Quite a hot flirt I would say

 

[lavendersilk]

I just hit the lid with a knife and I’ve NEVER not been able to open my own jar …


Suck on THAT dick bags

Saaaamesies! Also, my roommates are useless.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it

I can honestly say, no one has ever drank out of a cup made from my foreskin.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Condoms?

Ive only experienced ones you have to roll over the dick. Are there ones that will just suck it in? Like a no assembly required pop up tent or something?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It could be like yellow or pink

So...condoms.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can honestly say, no one has ever drank out of a cup made from my foreskin.

I can honestly say I’ve never drank out of a cup made from any skin …


Oh … except my own two hands.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can honestly say, no one has ever drank out of a cup made from my foreskin.

Hm.... But... When you.... Nevermind

 

[lavendersilk]

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it

reminds self to not eat dinner while reading S&S

 

[SWR101]

I can honestly say I’ve never drank out of a cup made from any skin …


Oh … except my own two hands.

Hmm, fair point

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can honestly say I’ve never drank out of a cup made from any skin …


Oh … except my own two hands.

You have a cup from the skin of your hands? That is hardcore...

 

[crazychemgirl]

reminds self to not eat dinner while reading S&S

LMFAO…. Omg I snort laughed when I read that.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I can honestly say, no one has ever drank out of a cup made from my foreskin.

Honestly, it made me a bit nauseous.. lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hm.... But... When you.... Nevermind

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honestly, it made me a bit nauseous.. lol

Well, that was why I didn't offer!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I need a sex ed class

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Can we please go back to the cats and dogs? I'll even consider to like cats

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Very few things make me happier than dancing cats gifs