Sex & Shenanigans

It's one of those things that must be tolerated. It's obnoxious, and uncomfortable, but my quality of life for the next 50+ years will be greatly improved, so it's definitely worth it
This sounds suspiciously similar to how I started out this year. I wish you a speedy recovery and hope in the interim the pain meds continue to treat you well and the hospital staff are as entertaining and kind as my were!
 
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Da fuq they think “life sized” means?

It doesn't say "Life size for a chicken." Horses are alive, so...

So?
Ride a chicken save a cock?
They are chocobo-sized! The Final Fantasy franchise has horse-sized birds used for transportation
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I don't understand. I thought I was going to Vegas with @Indie?

Does anyone love that town more than you? It might just be Tig, which is ironic considering the likes😆

I love Vegas, for the food & pools, not much of a gambler. I will never not try to get laid on the Cosmo balcony. Never!!!!
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I like Vegas, but am also not much of a gambler. Would rather see the shows, eat the food, etc
 
We could have so much fun in Vegas. Have you heard of the Sterling Brunch? I'm so mad I never got to try it before it closed forever

Oh, Bally's! Sterling Brunch... The service, the food... Best meals I ever had in Vegas, no question. Expensive, but fuck, was it worth it.

Best Buffet is hands down the Wicked Spoon at the Cosmo. Best breakfast, Egg Slut or Hash House A Go Go
Best Dinners would be Giada, Amalfi, Mon Ami Gabi, Hakasan
My favorite shows are Absynth, Mad Apple, Piff the Magic Dragon

This is the best list my fuzzy brain can provide at the moment

*I should also add that the Lazy River at the MGM is my favorite!
Hmm…not familiar with the Sterling Buffet. I’m not sure I’m brave enough to expose my weak immune system to a buffet in a post-COVID world, but Bacchanal at Ceasar’s was excellent, and widely considered the best brunch in Vegas at the time we went, which is why we went. Mirage had a good buffet from what I remember too, but I think the entire Mirage resort is being torn down this summer? I saw Cirque du Soleil’s The Beatles - Love there, which was so much fun! I’ve also seen CdS’s Ka, and The Blue Man Group, and Queen in Vegas, and there are always so many other shows I want to see! Was bummed I didn’t get to try Giada’s restaurant because I love watching her, but the restaurant didn’t have great reviews at the time :x Among other celebrity restaurants I’ve tried, I remember Bataalli and Bastianich Burgers & Brews were good, but that was before Mario’s sexual (harassments or assaults?) were revealed. Had apps and hurricanes at the bar at Emeril’s on Mardi Gras, which were good too. Hash House A-Go-Go is legit, open all night and the portions are massive. Yelped a fairly authentic Chinese noodle place in Chinatown on Lunar New Year once that was amazing, but also very spicy! They had these tiny cups with a drink made of mung bean paste or something to cool the spicy burn…that needs to be a thing everywhere! Didn’t get to go to the Taco Bell with the wall of Slurpee-style alcoholic drinks and wedding ceremonies or the M&M store 🤣

Fuck yea....
Can I ....
Got your front?
Idk... I got your front...
Fuck.... I dunno V something sexy and flirty that sounds like friendly vag and lots of boobs 😘🫶
Now there’s a song lyric in my head that I can’t place at the moment. It’s old, like 90s or early 2000s, female rapper saying “I got your back, and your side and your front if that’s what you want!” 🤔
 
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I dunno.... I like Ho. It's way better than fucker(s).
Ho. (Ho-ooo-oo) 😁🫶
For me, anything that implies the exchange of money for sex gives me the icks, unless it’s used to describe an actual prostitute. Even then, I probably wouldn’t use it in a derogatory manner, because sex workers are people too 🤷🏻‍♀️ Fuckers and sluts can do it just for funsies though!

Why am I still awake?
This is going to come back to bite me in the morning.
How about I bite you now and tell the morning to fuck off?

Kweh! Or wark for wild chocobos!
 
For me, anything that implies the exchange of money for sex gives me the icks, unless it’s used to describe an actual prostitute. Even then, I probably wouldn’t use it in a derogatory manner, because sex workers are people too 🤷🏻‍♀️ Fuckers and sluts can do it just for funsies though!
She has been calling me that since doing some math on a statement I made. There has never been a hint of derision towards me or sex workers in it. It isn't "I am a ho," as much as "I am Ho," heh. Not a description, just a nickname. I understand your "icks," dear Kitty, but there has never been anything negative attached to that, not by her. :)
 
She has been calling me that since doing some math on a statement I made. There has never been a hint of derision towards me or sex workers in it. It isn't "I am a ho," as much as "I am Ho," heh. Not a description, just a nickname. I understand your "icks," dear Kitty, but there has never been anything negative attached to that, not by her. :)
Oh I know, and I know you’re okay with it, just explaining why *I* don’t agree that “ho” is preferable to “fuckers”
 
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