Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I got your back babe

Fuck yea....
Can I ....
Got your front?
Idk... I got your front...
Fuck.... I dunno V something sexy and flirty that sounds like friendly vag and lots of boobs

 

[SWR101]

Fuck yea....
Can I ....
Got your front?
Idk... I got your front...
Fuck.... I dunno V something sexy and flirty that sounds like friendly vag and lots of boobs

“And I got your backside…”

Yours for feee

 

[dawn_of_night]

“And I got your backside…”

Yours for feee

Ooowe laah laa....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love that you guys are all going on about the city where I’ve lived for almost 15 years…. And I’ve never done any of that stuff.

I’m not a foodie, I don’t like being around crowds… so most of all the stuff people visit where I live for? Yeah, not for me at all.

Just strikes me as really funny.

Wanna go to a roof top parking lot and people watch and say drink with me???

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I love that you guys are all going on about the city where I’ve lived for almost 15 years…. And I’ve never done any of that stuff.

I’m not a foodie, I don’t like being around crowds… so most of all the stuff people visit where I live for? Yeah, not for me at all.

Just strikes me as really funny.

I feel like that's the way it is for most places no?

After moving to NYC I was over just about everything that could be considered touristy or places where everyone went.

 

[SWR101]

Wanna go to a roof top parking lot and people watch and say drink with me???

Damn, I’d take that offer.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Damn, I’d take that offer.
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Okay. But you don't live in Vegas

 

[SWR101]

Okay. But you don't live in Vegas

I mean, if I was there… just sounded like fun

 

[crazychemgirl]

You fuckers

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, if I was there… just sounded like fun

Well yea. I am fun!!

 

[SWR101]

Well yea. I am fun!!

Obviously

 

[dawn_of_night]

You fuckers

You rang? You wanna come too?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Obviously

*Nods*
Badass.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You fuckers

 

[dawn_of_night]

I dunno.... I like Ho. It's way better than fucker(s).
Ho. (Ho-ooo-oo)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I dunno.... I like Ho. It's way better than fucker(s).
Ho. (Ho-ooo-oo)

Yeah, but CCG doesn't call me Ho. She tends to terms of endearment like Cunt Nugget.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Yeah, but CCG doesn't call me Ho. She tends to terms of endearment like Cunt Nugget.

I can't remember where it's from but I was gonna post a gif of that... show? or.. thing? Someone yells HO! and then someone else holds up a garden ho and they walk off somewhere...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can't remember where it's from but I was gonna post a gif of that... show? or.. thing? Someone yells HO! and then someone else holds up a garden ho and they walk off somewhere...

Well, there was Mike Myers making a "you dirty ho" joke in the middle of a children's story...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You fuckers

I didn’t do nuffin

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yeah, but CCG doesn't call me Ho. She tends to terms of endearment like Cunt Nugget.

I also like that one.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I didn’t do nuffin

Maybe that is the problem. Though that complaint usually happens in WotW...

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://suno.com/song/54e8184b-5a86-4ba3-b293-053730592321

CLUCK OF FREEEEEDOM (Save Them Cocks!)!!

This is surprisingly fucking catchy

Night is fallin' near
Our shadows blend as one
Through fields of fear
Until the dawn has come

@vagrantx this is my favorite verse, ut I love it all!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe that is the problem. Though that complaint usually happens in WotW...

I’m innocent everywhere.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m innocent everywhere.

 

[LupineOne]

A review I once got noted one of my stories like this:

"That is why I feel like it belongs in Erotic Horror. It contains what I consider to be the most horrific twist in any story I’ve ever read on Lit. It reminds me of an erotic version of "The Jaunt" by Stephen King."

So...

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/media/img_4564-gif.133079/full

I would have taken that as a high compliment