Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Geebus, And I'm just sick to death of playing house all the time.

Heh, ask that same question at mid-afternoon and you would get a joke. I am always existential in the morning.

 

[Mrtenant]

Heh, ask that same question at mid-afternoon and you would get a joke. I am always existential in the morning.

Hey, I'm hip. Half the time I wake up in the morning, I'm surprised I actually wake up and someone hasn't smothered me with a pillow or something in the night.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Be nice to the mermaids!
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Forget that, did you ever read the original Anderson story? Spoiler: it doesn't end well, and the prince almost gets chinned...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

I'm not able to say exishtenshual yet today. Not enough coffee.

 

[Qky75]

He didn't look like he had an angle. Just sayin.

I lose my shit every time the bent carrot commercial comes on tv

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not able to say exishtenshual yet today. Not enough coffee.

Which is why all the great existentialists swilled espresso like it was water.

 

[Mrtenant]

Forget that, did you ever read the original Anderson story? Spoiler: it doesn't end well, and the prince almost gets chinned...

When my daughter was very young, first time she saw that show, her question as she was trying to puzzle out the moral of the story,

So, lie to your parents, change who you are so the guy will like you, lie to him and all his people, create chaos, and then ask for forgiveness and it will all be okay?

 

[LupineOne]

Forget that, did you ever read the original Anderson story? Spoiler: it doesn't end well, and the prince almost gets chinned...

No, but I’m curious now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I read that as "unmonkey" and was offended on behalf of @SalaciousMonkey22

To speak of the unmonkey is to look into the void.

Or something I don’t know. It’s probably an existential crisis of some kind.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The struggle between personal authenticity and need vs self preservation. The knowledge that those things I crave -- intimacy, connection, -- and those things that define me -- kindness, protection -- can be uncomfortable at best, and psychically damaging at worst in the world I currently find myself. That the need to be who I am versus the need to protect who I am are in conflict. And when I feel that I have found a level of balance, distance, peace, the realization that my subconscious absolutely fucking hates me and wants me to bleed.

It's no "flying through an uncaring and empty universe," but there you are.

Yeah.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My existential crisis always will be macro vs the creepy and absurd. Blame Camus.

That fucker.

 

[Wriggle]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

I'm really happy.
Why am I certain that boasting about it will somehow manifest negativity?

 

[Wriggle]

Brilliant really. I wonder if he knew he would likely not medal and didn't wear compression shorts that day or had some other sort of scheme to make the big reveal on the world stage.

Fuck sake.
I wish I could pole vault

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not able to say exishtenshual yet today. Not enough coffee.

Totally fair … I’m only on coffee #2 … I’ve only had a couple sips of it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not able to say exishtenshual yet today. Not enough coffee.

Nice to see you again lady … Miss your face!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where did everyone disappear to this morning ??

 

[dawn_of_night]

All of it. Every bit. Anytime. It is my favorite thing, sexually, and goes on my list above "breathing."

Fuck me.
I never get tired of hearing that....

 

[lavendersilk]

Where did everyone disappear to this morning ??

I am not wanking, sadly... really want to though.

 

[Wriggle]

Where did everyone disappear to this morning ??

Been chatting with my pals.

 

[lavendersilk]

Been chatting with my pals.

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[Bry1313]

I’ll be up on your side of the border hunting them soon

Is bear meat good?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is bear meat good?

I’m not a fan, personally

 

[Qky75]

Where did everyone disappear to this morning ??

Adulting at work...much rather be fapping

 

[crazychemgirl]

Adulting at work...much rather be fapping

Adulting is lame as fuck.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not a fan, personally

Carnivore meat is always bad. Omnivore meat is almost always just as bad, if they are eating meat regularly.