Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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[LupineOne]

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Kitty, you’re amazing
Not only would I gladly eat all your cream, you just made me laugh entirely out loud first thing in the morning

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

 

[Qky75]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

Are the "cows" who produce nondairy creamer the same ones that make meat sticks?!?

 

[lavendersilk]

Are the "cows" who produce nondairy creamer the same ones that make meat sticks?!?

What kinda meat sticks we talkin' 'bout here?

 

[Qky75]

What kinda meat sticks we talkin' 'bout here?

I knew it before I even hit send.....sigh

 

[LupineOne]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

The faster I want time to go, the slower it seems to become

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Same, girl. Same.

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

No real crisis. Mainly just avoiding work.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same, girl. Same.

No real crisis. Mainly just avoiding work.

Avoiding work is my nomme de plume

 

[crazychemgirl]

I started the day off with running my toe under the door and also worrying about bears cuz of our malfunctioning motion light … so it’s already been a hell of a morning

 

[LupineOne]

I started the day off with running my toe under the door and also worrying about bears cuz of our malfunctioning motion light … so it’s already been a hell of a morning

Oof. I winced just reading that.
Do you get many black bears wandering through?

 

[Mrtenant]

Bruh went to the Olympics, missed going into the medal round cuz his oversized junk got in the way. That's the Olympic history I would want to make. So awesome!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok what’s the existential crisis of the day shenanigang?

The struggle between personal authenticity and need vs self preservation. The knowledge that those things I crave -- intimacy, connection, -- and those things that define me -- kindness, protection -- can be uncomfortable at best, and psychically damaging at worst in the world I currently find myself. That the need to be who I am versus the need to protect who I am are in conflict. And when I feel that I have found a level of balance, distance, peace, the realization that my subconscious absolutely fucking hates me and wants me to bleed.

It's no "flying through an uncaring and empty universe," but there you are.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oof. I winced just reading that.
Do you get many black bears wandering through?

Yeah we have a lot of black bears on the side of the mountain where I am

 

[Qky75]

Bruh went to the Olympics, missed going into the medal round cuz his oversized junk got in the way. That's the Olympic history I would want to make. So awesome!

He's already had an offer of $200k from a porn company for an expose

 

[Qky75]

The struggle between personal authenticity and need vs self preservation. The knowledge that those things I crave -- intimacy, connection, -- and those things that define me -- kindness, protection -- can be uncomfortable at best, and psychically damaging at worst in the world I currently find myself. That the need to be who I am versus the need to protect who I am are in conflict. And when I feel that I have found a level of balance, distance, peace, the realization that my subconscious absolutely fucking hates me and wants me to bleed.

It's no "flying through an uncaring and empty universe," but there you are.

I feel this on so many levels. I applaud your cander. I am a wuss....it's far too easier to speak of cows and meat snacks.

 

[Mrtenant]

He's already had an offer of $200k from a porn company for an expose

Brilliant really. I wonder if he knew he would likely not medal and didn't wear compression shorts that day or had some other sort of scheme to make the big reveal on the world stage.

 

[LupineOne]

Yeah we have a lot of black bears on the side of the mountain where I am

I’ll be up on your side of the border hunting them soon

 

[Mrtenant]

The struggle between personal authenticity and need vs self preservation. The knowledge that those things I crave -- intimacy, connection, -- and those things that define me -- kindness, protection -- can be uncomfortable at best, and psychically damaging at worst in the world I currently find myself. That the need to be who I am versus the need to protect who I am are in conflict. And when I feel that I have found a level of balance, distance, peace, the realization that my subconscious absolutely fucking hates me and wants me to bleed.

It's no "flying through an uncaring and empty universe," but there you are.

Geebus, And I'm just sick to death of playing house all the time.

 

[Qky75]

Brilliant really. I wonder if he knew he would likely not medal and didn't wear compression shorts that day or had some other sort of scheme to make the big reveal on the world stage.

Ho uh leee shit!!! That's an angle I never considered

 

[UnquietDreams]

Brilliant really. I wonder if he knew he would likely not medal and didn't wear compression shorts that day or had some other sort of scheme to make the big reveal on the world stage.

My existential crisis always will be macro vs the creepy and absurd. Blame Camus.

 

[Mrtenant]

Ho uh leee shit!!! That's an angle I never considered

He didn't look like he had an angle. Just sayin.

 

[LupineOne]

Be nice to the mermaids!