Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I’m trying to remember if I had a dream about cannibalism or if I saw it in a show I watched.

Damnit.

Or an early lunch, one of the three.

 

[Bry1313]

It really is bugging me though … it was like… girls being fed a piece of their friend by someone. They couldn’t turn it down for some reason.

Did you watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover recently?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover recently?

Lmao no

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s hard when there so much cannibalism media out there.

Yellowjackets.

Love that show … but no it wasn’t that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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@Mr_bogey will be happy to know you think he needs new teeth soon

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Mr_bogey will be happy to know you think he needs new teeth soon

At his age wouldn’t he be due for like …. Hundreds of sets by now?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok men… (or lesbians and theys) … which do you prefer … freshly showered vag or … morning vag? End of day vag? Middle of night vag?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Parenting is fun. My oldest is out at the arcade with their friends celebrating another kid's birthday. That kid asked if their whole group could come hang out at our house afterwards. Apparently, we're the only parents likely to say "yes" to an impromptu horde of teenagers descending on us at short notice.

"Have kids," they said...
"It'll be fun," they said...

Oh, and in answer to @crazychemgirl's question, I'm in no position to be picky about vag. I'll take it any way/time/flavor I can get it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Ok men… (or lesbians and theys) … which do you prefer … freshly showered vag or … morning vag? End of day vag? Middle of night vag?

All of them

 

[Mrtenant]

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Ok men… (or lesbians and theys) … which do you prefer … freshly showered vag or … morning vag? End of day vag? Middle of night vag?

Freshly showered is the preferred one, but all of the above.

 

[lavendersilk]

Freshly showered is the preferred one, but all of the above.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

The Whoniverse! I definitely need to be able to travel through time and space: I’m constantly running late, I’m a huge history nerd and @Btq97 is over 5,000 miles away

Fraggle Rock, because Doozers.

With Dave Grohl?

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

I hate this question. The world can’t end before @Btq97 and I get to spend every day fucking each other’s brains out

I hope they are rubbing it out too to help with the 8 minute timer

J-Law is almost 19 years too old for Leonardo’s creeper self

Not me looking forward to October so I can decorate the lab for Halloween

Do it!

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Who’s putting corn on THEIR NIPPLES?!!!

@MrsPassion

Corn Stars?

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

So shenanigang … Is there anything you haven’t done yet this summer that you still plan to do?

So Americans say cob on for erection?

I’ve heard zero Americans say this ever

Punch a swan

Watch Otis get his ass handed to him by a swan.

I grew up near waterfowl, swans ain't all that.

Okay, but if it’s Otis vs a goose, my money would be on the goose! Those honking assholes are meeeeean

I miss @MrsPassion

Same!

 

[LupineOne]

Okay, but if it’s Otis vs a goose, my money would be on the goose! Those honking assholes are meeeeean

Arrogant winged demons, they are!

Same!

Me too! @MrsPassion where are youuuuu??

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

But if it’s Otis vs a goose, my money would be on the goose! Those honking assholes are meeeeean

Geese are dicks. You just need to make it clear you aren't going to put up with their hissing bullshit

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geese are dicks. You just need to make it clear you aren't going to put up with their hissing bullshit

I’m even more concerned now you might get attacked by a goose.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m even more concerned now you might get attacked by a goose.

Geese give no fucks. All he’d have to do is give one side-eye and the fucker’s going for poor Otis’s balls

 

[crazychemgirl]

Freshly showered is the preferred one, but all of the above.

I prefer to only get oral after I’ve had a shower …

But I also would not turn down oral in an alley after a date night.

face buried in my snatch under my dress just going to town.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geese give no fucks. All he’d have to do is give one side-eye and the fucker’s going for poor Otis’s balls

Exactly!!!

Majestic devil birds.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At his age wouldn’t he be due for like …. Hundreds of sets by now?

You said it. Not me this time

 

[LupineOne]

Exactly!!!

Majestic devil birds.

Not majestic. Just feathered. Majestic is giving them too much credit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Exactly!!!

Majestic devil birds.

Can you call them back to Canada? My parks are overrun with their poop

 

[Mrtenant]

I prefer to only get oral after I’ve had a shower …

But I also would not turn down oral in an alley after a date night.

face buried in my snatch under my dress just going to town.

There it is... send her to the wanker thread with that one!

 

[LupineOne]

Can you call them back to Canada? My parks are overrun with their poop

And that’s why they’re not majestic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you call them back to Canada? My parks are overrun with their poop

There’s so fucking many of them here already … and we can’t kill then cuz they are “protected”

Fucking wank birds.