Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Have you read The Egg by Andy Weir? A short story, nay, barely a single page long, but it's stuck with me.

I chose that one.

The universe is but an egg, an incubator made to birth a single god. Every life that's ever lived at any point in time, is a reincarnation
of this infant God. And once s/he's lived every single life in the universe, then s/he's ready to be born.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Bob's Burgers.

Edited to add why: I want to be Tina's best friend and go on adventures to find the perfect butt. Help Bob make the best Turkey every Thanksgiving. Joke with Gene, get insulted by Louise and a hug from Linda.

 

[LupineOne]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Star Wars. I’ve watched every film, almost every show, and read well over a hundred EU novels. It’s an amazing place. I feel like I could survive there fairly well, especially since I know how to cook.
And if I could meet Ahsoka…#worthit

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

Easy.
Middle-Earth.
The Shire.
7 meals a day, all the ale you can drink, lots of sittin' around time. I don't care that I'm 3x the size of your average hobbit. I'll be their resident freak show.

 

[LupineOne]

Easy.
Middle-Earth.
The Shire.
7 meals a day, all the ale you can drink, lots of sittin' around time. I don't care that I'm 3x the size of your average hobbit. I'll be their resident freak show.

That was my other choice…again, the cooking skills. Plenty of coffee, ale, and all the homemade food. The most beautiful place in Middle-Earth.
And boy, do those hobbits know how to throw a party!

 

[LupineOne]

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

 

[LupineOne]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

I sit outside, I drink a double of my 100 proof bourbon, and take in as much nature as I can before the end

 

[lavendersilk]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

This reminds me of the ending of a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio... they sit at a big dinner table with food, wine, family and friends laughing and acting as if the world isn't about to end.

But I would definitely try to crank a couple of o's out for sure..

 

[Mrtenant]

I e had 2 …. Nitrous oxide is your friend

No nitrous for me. I've had 2 also. They have these nasty harpoons they want to stab my gums with

 

[Mrtenant]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

Gather my people, whoever is close, hug them and smile. I want them to feel the love in my heart and my courage. They are not alone, I will be with them. Then pinch somebody's nipple right before the meteor strike.

 

[Mrtenant]

Are you qualified to do that? I’d leave that in the hands of professionals.

They said I can start with you, so yea, guess so. C'mere

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm still waiting on these myself

I told you I had to change banks and then there was a snag with the wire transfer and now everything is frozen! You’ll get it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This reminds me of the ending of a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio... they sit at a big dinner table with food, wine, family and friends laughing and acting as if the world isn't about to end.

But I would definitely try to crank a couple of o's out for sure..

In front of all your family?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

so many genre fictional universes are bad. They don’t tend to write stories about places where everything is chill and folks are just enjoying paradise.

But probably Narnia.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Easy.
Middle-Earth.
The Shire.
7 meals a day, all the ale you can drink, lots of sittin' around time. I don't care that I'm 3x the size of your average hobbit. I'll be their resident freak show.

You had me at 7 meals a day. I'll live there.

But just for the meals. Not for the boring journeys and fighting for rings and stuff

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Update: Now 14 hours without power, and nary a hint about what to expect from our esteemed utility.

Morning y'all, stay cool if you can, and cross your fingers that maybe we kick back on sometime in the next 24.

You sound like you're from Texas

 

[lavendersilk]

In front of all your family?

Noooooonononono, Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

Pick up my guitar and chill. That's about it really.

 

[Bry1313]

In front of all your family?

Have you met her? Of course as the world ends she goes for that.

 

[Bry1313]

Noooooonononono, Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hSJQMoZWuC0AAAAC/thats-terrific-dr-randall-mindy.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Have you met her? Of course as the world ends she goes for that.

Imagine whipping it out and jacking it in front of your family but then the meteor thing ends up being a false alarm.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Noooooonononono, Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio.

I hope they are rubbing it out too to help with the 8 minute timer

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey there internets peoples. I am a real boy who exists in the real world with normal real people. Let's get together on Alta Vista and talk sexy in a normal human way because I'm definitely a normal, regular, human you can trust.

Speak for yourself. I have been replaced by a small script that is still a little buggy...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Imagine whipping it out and jacking it in front of your family but then the meteor thing ends up being a false alarm.

I laughed out loud. I love you