Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Imagine whipping it out and jacking it in front of your family but then the meteor thing ends up being a false alarm.

That’s like the scene in Almost Famous where they thought they were crashing.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I hope they are rubbing it out too to help with the 8 minute timer

J-Law can rub it out with me anytime.

I laughed out loud. I love you

I love YOUUUUUUU

 

[UnquietDreams]

Star Wars. I’ve watched every film, almost every show, and read well over a hundred EU novels. It’s an amazing place. I feel like I could survive there fairly well, especially since I know how to cook.
And if I could meet Ahsoka…#worthit

And it is incredibly easy to become a pilot, and no ships have any security at all. It is easier to steal an starship in Star Wars than a 2021 Kia.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Easy.
Middle-Earth.
The Shire.
7 meals a day, all the ale you can drink, lots of sittin' around time. I don't care that I'm 3x the size of your average hobbit. I'll be their resident freak show.

Exactly.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you only had 8 minutes to live … because a meteor was hurtling towards earth …

Nothing is different from any other ordinary day … so if you work from home and you’re normally home alone..

How do you spend those last 8 minutes… I imagine phone lines are too cluttered to try and speak to loved ones… internet is overwhelmed and may be spotty …

What do you do?

Do you lay down in bed and accept your fate?
Do you listen to some music? What is your end of the world playlist?
Do you masturbate furiously and try to have as many O’s as possible … therefore dying in a happy blaze?
Do you consume as much alcohol as you can in 8 minutes so as to numb the incoming disaster?
Do you pray?

Oh how I have missed your crazy...

 

[LupineOne]

And it is incredibly easy to become a pilot, and no ships have any security at all. It is easier to steal an starship in Star Wars than a 2021 Kia.

Except the Falcon. I try that, and I’ll either get my arms ripped off or fall victim to some nasty trap

 

[Mrtenant]

Except the Falcon. I try that, and I’ll either get my arms ripped off or fall victim to some nasty trap

Did you say nasty trap?

I can help you with that.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That’s like the scene in Almost Famous where they thought they were crashing.

Also Jason Lee's jerking off monolog on the dating game show in Mallrats.

 

[UnquietDreams]

In front of all your family?

"Oh, now you're made the end of the world awkward..."

 

[Bry1313]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

The Continent, from The Witcher, everyone is hot and so much fucking in that universe compared to others.

 

[Mrtenant]

If you could live in any fictional universe… which would you pick and why?

I kinda thought we were already in a fictional universe. Somma the shit going on in this world is unfuckingbelievable.

I could have some fun as a wizard in the world of Harry Potter.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I kinda thought we were already in a fictional universe. Somma the shit going on in this world is unfuckingbelievable.

I could have some fun as a wizard in the world of Harry Potter.

Yeah, but your job prospects are teacher, government worker, or evil dickhead.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yeah, but your job prospects are teacher, government worker, or evil dickhead.

Somebody has to be the evil dickhead. I mean, the job does have some pretty groovy perks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Somebody has to be the evil dickhead. I mean, the job does have some pretty groovy perks.

Most often getting killed by Noseless Magic Hitler.

 

[Mrtenant]

Most often getting killed by Noseless Magic Hitler.

Yea, but there's magic and stuff. The noseless thing can be fixed if not become a fetish.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love some of the apocalypse answers ….


No one has an apocalypse playlist ready to go??

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love some of the apocalypse answers ….


No one has an apocalypse playlist ready to go??

It would take me more than eight minutes to chose.

 

[lavendersilk]

I love some of the apocalypse answers ….


No one has an apocalypse playlist ready to go??

 

[crazychemgirl]

It would take me more than eight minutes to chose.

No “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” by REM?

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jinx

 

[UnquietDreams]

No “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” by REM?

Great Big Sea instead.

 

[lavendersilk]

Great Big Sea instead.

Is there a slowed down version by a woman? I might try that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is your last meal on earth…?

If you were dying or on death row.

Nothing is out of the question … any amount of food, drink, etc

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

What is your last meal on earth…?

If you were dying or on death row.

Nothing is out of the question … any amount of food, drink, etc

Longpig