🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Qky75]

Could definitely be @Qky75 … I nominate him for extra-wankerific behaviour

Just crawling into bed from A D U L T I N G.
BUT I did escape felonious assault at the grocery store even though the pOs deserved it. If someone wants to pm me their vag pic I promise to wank.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If someone wants to pm me their vag pic I promise to wank.

Nominated for using their atrocious lack of wanking to procure a vag pic.

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for using their atrocious lack of wanking to procure a vag pic.

But did it work? We shall see

 

[crazychemgirl]

Actually I do need to nominate @OrdinaryPerson for being more convincing than me. And her boobs are slutty.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Actually I do need to nominate @OrdinaryPerson for being more convincing than me. And her boobs are slutty.

Nominated for suggesting boobs can be slutty all by themselves

 

[Mrtenant]

Or it could have been @Mrtenant … I nominate him for leaving us to fend for ourselves.

https://c.tenor.com/YSb1erBpbecAAAAC/tenor.gif

 

[vagrantx]

Ok … week 1 of being Jilling Judge and you all really have made me work so hard at this gig …. But it’s totally worth it cuz I love you all … and your jilling.




That being said … this week gave us some really amazing nominations… from poster toaster … to helicocker girl chats… to POS POJ’s …. You all put your best jill forward.
Let’s just hope that for the rest of the month you keep up that good effort. I’d hate to have @StillRain come back to this and see you all have gone flaccid after only one week.


















So maybe it’s time to do some announcing… a winner of this weeks jilling.




















*is this enough anticipation yet?























This weeks jiller truly went out of her way to ensure she showed everyone on Lit how much of a jiller she can be. She jilled so hard … in PM, all over Lit… even OFF lit she was just jilled over and over again. If she jilled any harder she might just give herself carpel tunnel. So to prevent future debilitating injury I decided to give her this award so maybe she can get a jill rest.






Let’s all fap together for this weeks winner of Jiller of the Week…




















*drumroll please




















CONGRATULATIONS TO @Indie






Welcome the the hallowed halls of Jilldom!!!!

I realize now I gave her the award to give her a jilling rest and then have her a GIANT GOLDEN DICK …

Nominated for REFUSING to use the more femme-leaning "jill". Also I replaced all instanced of wank with jill above.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://c.tenor.com/YSb1erBpbecAAAAC/tenor.gif

Yeah you.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yeah you.

Indeed. Well, I'm back after a little vacation. Touching really that I was missed. I'm here now, so.... do your thing.

Get to wanking for me or jilling, if that's what you wanna call it, all of you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If someone wants to pm me their vag pic I promise to wank.

PM closed:
Friendliest Vag Pic

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

PM closed:
Friendliest Vag Pic

Nominated for mislabeling!

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for mislabeling!

Nominated for LOOKING

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for LOOKING

Nominated for absolutely not understanding what site they are on.

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for absolutely not understanding what site they are on.

Nominated for ....fuck I'll think of something.....just put him on the list twice

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re right … this is an absolute disgrace.

I blame @OrdinaryPerson … she sucked up all the wank energy.

Usually my wanking helps inspire more wanking

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll make a copy of mine so you each have your own…

Can we still play with them together though?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Can we still play with them together though?

Only if you make lightsaber noises with your mouths while clashing them together

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only if you make lightsaber noises with your mouths while clashing them together

Did @Apisto42 bribe you to receive his dick models as lightsabers?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did @Apisto42 bribe you to receive his dick models as lightsabers?

I wish! I’ve been waiting months and months for the men of Lit to take me up on my offer to evaluate their Clone-A-Willys (for science, of course!)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wish! I’ve been waiting months and months for the men of Lit to take me up on my offer to evaluate their Clone-A-Willys (for science, of course!)

I typoed describe but I like your attitude

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where the fuck did all you wankers go?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Bry1313 for abandonment

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Mr_bogey … he knows why.

 

[lavendersilk]

Where the fuck did all you wankers go?

Nominated for not letting us have lives.

Nominating @Bry1313 for abandonment

Nominated for having abandonment issues.

Nominating @Mr_bogey … he knows why.

Nominated for not letting us know why.

 

[Qky75]

I fart in your general direction.