Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

It's your fault for stealing my heart.

(Am I great at flirting or what?)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You can change "titties" to "sack" and that's me. Texas heat ain't no joke.

I read that as "snack" cause that's how I always think of you.

(Yup. So good at flirting...)

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I read that as "snack" cause that's how I always think of you.

(Yup. So good at flirting...)

Maybe you were just hungry?

Wait, that isn't helping.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What exactly are you saying here??

That the very thought of you fills me with humor and joy.

 

[lavendersilk]

You love it.

Don't frown at me. I love you. Go change that emoji right now young lady! Would you like some spaghetti and meatballs? I just made some.

 

[Qky75]

Don't frown at me. I love you. Go change that emoji right now young lady! Would you like some spaghetti and meatballs? I just made some.

Huh what? Pasketti???!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@crazychemgirl this has your kind of energy

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[vagrantx]

Maybe you could translate the Swedish vocoroos a lovely lady sent me - they give me ASMR because I have no idea what's she's going on about, bit I know it's filthy.

Mmmm

Maybe on second thoughts, you shouldn't

Just tell me if you change your mind I'd be happy to volunteer some time!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

Wow. I would never think those things.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Don't Panic!

It's far too late for that! HAND ME MY TOWEL

 

[Qky75]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

I did mention in a thread for wankers that we follow you over the cliff blindly with full arousal.....that's sort of badass right?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did mention in a thread for wankers that we follow you over the cliff blindly with full arousal.....that's sort of badass right?

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Quit fucking with my dyslexia!!!!

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[vagrantx]

Quit fucking with my dyslexia!!!!

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Dno't wrory Tig, we wno't let her get aywa whit tihs for mcuh lnoegr.

TMIE FOR A REVITUOLON!! DWON WTIH THE OREVORLD!!

Eevrynoe, garb a pihctfrok ⎯⎯∈

 

[Qky75]

Today's message is brought to you by the letters F and U

Fuckin chili dog

 

[lavendersilk]

Today's message is brought to you by the letters F and U

Fuckin chili dog
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Was it worth it though?

 

[Qky75]

Was it worth it though?

Lolol hell yeah!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Today's message is brought to you by the letters F and U

Fuckin chili dog
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for in the future.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's Friday my dudes!

https://i.redd.it/gnzgfzhqxy301.jpg

Dude…the only thing I understood in that meme was “IKEA”

 

[vagrantx]

Two days in, and the Poetry forum still hasn't put up the August Poetry Challenge.

I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. I must muse!

 

[Qky75]

Two days in, and the Poetry forum still hasn't put up the August Poetry Challenge.

I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. I must muse!

Lice:

Adam
Had'em

Thank you thank you

 

[Qky75]

Was it worth it though?

My brother just replied, ' looks like you need a doily for that shelf." As only a brother is allowed to point out.

 

[vagrantx]

Lice:

Adam
Had'em

Thank you thank you

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[Qky75]

https://media.tenor.com/ypW1othjH00AAAAM/batendo-palma.gif

Even though tiny hands creep me out, I still laugh every time