Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

I have a glorious day off. And I am using it to drive 2 1/2 hours to pick my daughter up from her summer job. Wherein she will probably fall asleep and I will have to drive 2 1/2 hours back with music off in abject silence. My ex was supposed to do this, but she hit me with the well reasoned argument, "I don't want to. You have the day off, you do it."

So have fun shenaniging without me. I have to dad.

Well dad'ed, thank you for stepping up! I hope the day turns out better than expected!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wow.

Yes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Depends, does this also apply to fucks received?

Sure?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

U ok hun?

Yes. Just being a brat waking up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. Just being a brat waking up.

Nominated

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated

I thought you were supposed to be impartial...
https://media.tenor.com/dMcLQl-HhNEAAAAM/sus-umm.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I thought you were supposed to be impartial...
https://media.tenor.com/dMcLQl-HhNEAAAAM/sus-umm.gif

Shhh. Let it happen.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

With deepest apologies to @vagrantx and any other Swedes that might be hanging around, I can't think of anything Swedish without immediately thinking of the Swedish Chef. So when we're talking about Swedish porn... well... the internet does not disappoint.

(Things get much, much worse if you search for "Muppet porn" in general.)
((I need to go scrub my search history now))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Shhh. Let it happen.

Not the first time you've used that phrase I suspect.

 

[lavendersilk]

No the first time you've used that phase I suspect.

You typing one handed there, bud?

 

[LupineOne]

Shhh. Let it happen.

You deserve it.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

You typing one handed there, bud?

Typing in between work stuff.



With my penis

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated

For abusing strike-through?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought you were supposed to be impartial...
https://media.tenor.com/dMcLQl-HhNEAAAAM/sus-umm.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Yes?

No?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@crazychemgirl this has your kind of energy

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl this has your kind of energy

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Awwww thank you!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Awwww thank you!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What exactly are you saying here??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

You love it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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You can change "titties" to "sack" and that's me. Texas heat ain't no joke.

 

[Wriggle]

vocal doodles, in case the notification thingie screws up in usual Lit fashion

Maybe you could translate the Swedish vocoroos a lovely lady sent me - they give me ASMR because I have no idea what's she's going on about, bit I know it's filthy.

Mmmm

Maybe on second thoughts, you shouldn't

 

[Wriggle]

I’m genuinely kind of hurt that you all think of me in such a way … a dictator, non-impartial, heart stealing, …. I mean, I could go on

A benevolent dictatorship is the only suitable form of rule.
People can't be trusted to vote anymore.