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My wife is away at a convention all weekend. So I had to change my schedule to be home most of the time. I still have work to do today, but my Friday is more like a Friday and less like a Monday this time around.
Also, I woke up really craving Brazilian BBQ Picanha. Why isn't BBQ available for breakfast?
 
vagrantx said:
What sort of shitty autotranslator got you det = the? 😂 We don't have a separate article for "the", we use suffixes instead, so that word cannot be translated. Fredag = Friday. Fredagen = The Friday. Det = it. And I'd change Familiar to Acquaintances.

We swede'ified this cute classic!

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Sorry this'll be my last swedish lesson for today. Not sexy enough for S&S!
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Oh, sweetie, the best porn magazines of the 70s and 80s were Swedish, the unicorns of adolescence. (Not mine, of course, Lit. I never did anything until my 18th birthday.) Swedish will always be sexy!
 
lavendersilk said:
I'm thinking up a song to sing for you later tonight. I might take a request. (Sorry. It will be in English. Unless you want a German version of a Christian song called Power in the Blood?)
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Color me intrigued :oops: sprechen sie deutch?

I'm looking forward to it!! Pick absolutely anything you'd like. I'll be ecstatic whatever you chose :heart:
 
UnquietDreams said:
Oh, sweetie, the best porn magazines of the 70s and 80s were Swedish, the unicorns of adolescence. (Not mine, of course, Lit. I never did anything until my 18th birthday.) Swedish will always be sexy!
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How the hell did you get your hands on swedish pornmags from the 70s?? 🤣🤣😂
 
I have a glorious day off. And I am using it to drive 2 1/2 hours to pick my daughter up from her summer job. Wherein she will probably fall asleep and I will have to drive 2 1/2 hours back with music off in abject silence. My ex was supposed to do this, but she hit me with the well reasoned argument, "I don't want to. You have the day off, you do it."

So have fun shenaniging without me. I have to dad.
 
UnquietDreams said:
I have a glorious day off. And I am using it to drive 2 1/2 hours to pick my daughter up from her summer job. Wherein she will probably fall asleep and I will have to drive 2 1/2 hours back with music off in abject silence. My ex was supposed to do this, but she hit me with the well reasoned argument, "I don't want to. You have the day off, you do it."

So have fun shenaniging without me. I have to dad.
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Bluetooth earbud in one ear?
 
vagrantx said:
How the hell did you get your hands on swedish pornmags from the 70s?? 🤣🤣😂
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Oh, they were very popular in the US. Hardcore porn in the age of Playboy. Private and Swedish Erotica, as I remember. In my neck of the woods, they were more rumor than ever found, but the legend was there... John Candy's character made a joke about it in Splash.
 
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