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HisArpy said:
Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.
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I have read a couple of Chloe's stories, I found them well written and entertaining tales of historic China.

I have never read any of the incest porn that you claim to have authored.
 
HisArpy said:
Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.
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ChloeTzang said:
LOL. Never mind me. I do know what you mean about having a bit of fun. That was why I started that meme thread, and okay, I can appreciate what you were doing. I can delete my earlier posts if you like, so as not to detract from the fun. And I could certainly do this as comedy....

"The First Time I Kissed a Democrat."

It was a nerve-wracking moment. My first date with a Democrat. I'd never kissed one before. How did you kiss a Democrat? In the interests of equality, were you expected to take the initiative? Would he regard him taking the initiative as patriarchal? How should I check? Would he ask me a sign a waiver? Record a consent agreement? Did we need consent agreements for whatever came next? Written? Verbal obviously wasn't going to cut it unless there were witnesses. Okay, a witness to verbal consent to a kiss was acceptable, but I didn't think I was going to go with witnesses for whatever came next because that was usually screamed, and I wasn't sure how "Yes yes yes" and "harder...harder" would qualify without witnesses.

I mean, okay, we could record everything, but hey, I had no intention of ending up starring on Pornhub. My mom might see me and then she'd be criticizing my technique like that time she'd walked in on my boyfriend and me back when I lived at home. I mean, how embarrassing is that, when your mom walks in and kind of looks, and you're expecting the wrath of Khan to descend or something, and instead she just shakes her head and "be careful not to puncture the waterbed with those stilettos, Chloe."

Oh God? Did he have a waterbed? Did I have to check if he had insurance that covered flood damage? Was their a liability disclaimer? What about if I bit him? Or, you know, clawed his back or something? Would he sue? I knew Democrats liked to sue and do all that lawfare stuff. Maybe I should ask for a few waivers myself?

"Is everything alright, Chloe?" he asked.

His hand held mine across the restaurant table. It felt normal. Like a real human's hand, which was a bit unexpected. I'd thought it might be cold and clammy, sort of the way you expected Democrats to be, because most of them seemed to be soy-boys and vegans and, you know, gay, but he seemed perfectly normal on the surface. Should I? I mean, he was a Democrat, and I knew I was taking a risk here. He wasn't my normal type at all. I mean, he didn't even own a gun. Did he even shoot? I wasn't sure if I should ask. If he knew I was packing, would he get all scared and burst into tears? Oh shit! What about the check?

When he'd asked me out on a date, I'd kind of said yes, but that was before I'd found out he was a Democrat. Would he want to split the check? If he paid the full check, would be expect me to kiss him? I mean, some guys were so patriarchal like that. Even Democrats. And I mean, they associated with all those Muslim people, and everyone knew Muslims were rapists and abusive to women and stuff like that. I mean, was I going to have to shoot him afterwards, if he we kissed and then he wouldn't take no, because, you know, rapists didn't take no, that's why they were rapists and you know, a gun was a girl's best friend when it came to shit like that, and he was a Democrat, and there were all those Democrats rioting with all those Muslims, and Muslims were rapists, which meant...

"Do you have any Muslim friends?" I blurted out.

"Uh, no, not really," he said, looking puzzled. "Why? I mean, I'm not prejudiced or anything, I just don't know any."

"Oh, nothing," I said. "Just curious." Maybe I could risk kissing him after all. I could always taser him if he, you know, got too frisky. 50,000,000 volts to the testicles would probably keep him calm, but still, a Democrat. I wasn't at all sure....

Still, he seemed almost normal and by the time we left, okay, I was a little more reassured. He'd ordered steak, so he wasn't vegan. He'd asked me out on a date, so he wasn't gay. He didn't have any Muslim friends, so he probably wasn't a rapist, and he'd paid the check himself, so he was nicely patriarchal, and he didn't make a move until we were outside my apartment door, and no consent forms had made an appearance.

He did that guy thing, which was perfectly normal and completely appropriate and, you know, one thing led to another and we kissed, and he was rather good at it. Completely good at it, to be honest and even if he was a Democrat, I was rather enjoying myself and from the feel of what was pressing against me rather firmly, so was he, so I was absolutely sure he wasn't gay.

"Uh," he said, when we came up for air after, like, fifteen minutes of tonsil hockey. "I was, uh, wondering what you'd say if I invited you round to my place tomorrow for dinner, and, maybe we could..."

"Make out?" I said, sucking on his earlobe.

"Oh god yes," he said. "So would you like to? I mean, I know you, uh, you don't like Democrats and everything, but we seem to get on so well..."

"I think I'd like that," I said, "but, you know, I'll be honest, I've never dated a Democrat before, so you have to be prepared...."

"Prepared?" he said.

"Psychologically," I said.

"How?" he asked.

I smiled.

"Harder," I moaned, clinging to him, gazing soulfully into his eyes. "Harder...fuck me harder....fuck me like I'm the USA and you're Joe Biden...fuck me harder...."

Five minutes later, he'd stopped laughing. "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship," he said, and then he kissed me.

Yes, it was just like kissing a normal person, and wow, I'd been kissed by my first Democrat.

Soon, I was going to be fucked like I was the USA and he was Joe Biden.

The big difference was, I was going to enjoy it.
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See what I mean? ChloeTzang writes like a middle-aged white dude who’s got a thing for Asian chicks.
 
Bray123 said:
I have read a couple of Chloe's stories, I found them well written and entertaining tales of historic China.

I have never read any of the incest porn that you claim to have authored.
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I read one of Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang’s stories (it actually won an award) and found it to be long, detailed, and boring, lacking any real emotional substance (heart and soul).

That lack of heart and soul (sociopathy) tracks perfectly with what I have observed in Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang’s comments here on the PB.

👎

Side note:

The fact that “Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang won an award for "her" story demonstrates that there’s no accounting for taste.

😑
 
Do you know Ukraine is a country? And Russia is next to Ukraine and is a bigger country? - Kamala Harris

She drinks (obviously), and she knows things…
 
This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy. Kamal Harris
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Kamala’s first unscripted comment as the presumptive nominee.

She drinks, and she knows things.
 
Helloooooooooo?
Anybody home?
I dressed up as a Lib for Chloeween? Did I get the dates wrong?
 
glamorilla said:
dear google,

who were the first people to settle in jamaica?
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The Taino were the original inhabitants of Jamaica. Most of them died of disease shortly after the arrival of Christopher Columbus. Since the European colonizers needed slaves to work the sugar plantations, they imported west Africans to take the place of the Taino. Kamala Harris’s father is a descendent of African slaves. She is African-American
 
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