US Political Meme's

[dmallord]

Well you're both female. Which by itself brings all kinds of commonly shared traits.



It could be worse. You could need a speech writer instead of relying on your own writing and speaking talents. Which coincidentally means you don't need a teleprompter. Something which could spontaneously explode and injure you with glass shards to the ear on the opposite side of your head.

Republicans aren't sure women are female, according to the latest JD Vance statements. Most women are cat women so that's so not female! To prove you are female, you must give birth. To be a male, on the other hand, you have to show that you have 'owned' a couch in your basement using a latex glove.

Good news! You are now on board with the theory that a non-bullet fragment could cause a weird convicted criminal to get a bandaid nick on the ear. Have you seen any photos of a shattered teleprompter or other bullet-impacted object found by the FBI? I've not heard of that yet.

I'm still leaning toward the 'miracle concept' that it was a bullet that nicked the top of his ear and that he shouldn't really be here. According to some religions, he could get called 'home' at any time now. After all, he has done so much good here on Earth that he can feel good about departing at any time.

 

[Bray123]

https://imgur.com/Z6HLCNd

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Noooooooo, our next President doesn't do half measures! She did NOT get where she is today by spitting... She has what it takes to see the job through to the end....and under President Harris, we will only see HAPPY Endings!!!!

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Did you already give up on trying to post as a liberal?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1818703819091411374

 

[PaxNurgle]

Well you're both female. Which by itself brings all kinds of commonly shared traits.



It could be worse. You could need a speech writer instead of relying on your own writing and speaking talents. Which coincidentally means you don't need a teleprompter. Something which could spontaneously explode and injure you with glass shards to the ear on the opposite side of your head.

Are YOU female then too? Because Chloe IS you. (duh.)

 

[Philthy_Phil]

 

[HisArpy]

Are YOU female then too? Because Chloe IS you. (duh.)

Lol. Chloe isn't me.

Despite your illogical assertions to the contrary, I have no Alts. My god, this board can't deal with only one of me without all the usual suspects losing their shit, let alone multiples.

 

[HisArpy]

Did you already give up on trying to post as a liberal?

Pssst. She's really a closet conservative but don't tell anybody.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Lol. Chloe isn't me.

Despite your illogical assertions to the contrary, I have no Alts. My god, this board can't deal with only one of me without all the usual suspects losing their shit, let alone multiples.

Some of those children really are quite horrid at figuring that alts out. You know, sock puppets, like they say on other sites. No better at choosing nominees, either. Or knowing what's going on.


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6c/8c/78/6c8c784e25f8f7a877267d0f03c0ec8c.jpg

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Pssst. She's really a closet conservative but don't tell anybody.

Want to see how fast I can change streams and become a lefty for a week? LOL. Just don't take me too seriously here, except for stuff on Ukraine.

I'm here to have fun and enjoy myself, and I remain completely certain that nobody here has ever actually changed anyone elses views on anything. Therefore, I do not try. And I will NEVER be disappointed. I WILL be disappointed if anyone takes me too seriously tho. Except on Ukraine. You can take me seriously on anything to do with Ukraine. But for most of this board, Ukraine is a side-note anyhow.

I know ChloeTzang is a conservative. I urged her to start posting as a liberal because I knew she couldn’t pull it off.

She wants us to believe that her conservatism is merely a fun act she’s performing for lulz.

No, it’s what she really believes.

 

[HisArpy]

I know ChloeTzang is a conservative. I urged her to start posting as a liberal because I knew she couldn’t pull it off.

She wants us to believe that her conservatism is merely a fun act she’s performing for lulz.

No, it’s what she really believes.

I think you're just pulling my leg. Everybody knows Chloe is a died in the hood liberal progressive and we've been trying to convert her for years and years and years.

No luck so far but I feel a disturbance in the force approaching so we're going to double down on our efforts for the next week or so.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I think you're just pulling my leg. Everybody knows Chloe is a died in the hood liberal progressive and we've been trying to convert her for years and years and years.

No luck so far but I feel a disturbance in the force approaching so we're going to double down on our efforts for the next week or so.

ChloeTzang writes like a middle-aged MAGA dude who has a thing for Asian chicks.

 

[HisArpy]

ChloeTzang writes like a middle-aged MAGA dude who has a thing for Asian chicks.

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

I’ve never read her stories. I’m basing my assessment on her posts to the forum.

 

[HisArpy]

I’ve never read her stories. I’m basing my assessment on her posts to the forum.

FUCK OFF

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Firearms have triggers.


So does this, and I don't give a fuck if it's right or not because trigger you:


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d9/96/ba/d996baba2ddd74dd6a42b4f7a6bd5107.jpg

 

[dmallord]

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

Wow! That was such a misreading of the remark. Nothing in that post spoke to his comment on reading Chloe's stories on the other side of this dimly lit world called politics. Your mind went weird for more than a few moments.

But while we are on the topic, no one here should be calling a poster "a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego."

That should be OFF LIMITS. Full stop.

 

[DroolinFool]

 

[dmallord]

Firearms have triggers.


So does this, and I don't give a fuck if it's right or not because trigger you:


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d9/96/ba/d996baba2ddd74dd6a42b4f7a6bd5107.jpg

Current reports are that this is another fake image—just another one of a number instigated to stir up trouble. It is not a factual image or content. There is no trigger here.

 

[Bray123]

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

I have read a couple of Chloe's stories, I found them well written and entertaining tales of historic China.

I have never read any of the incest porn that you claim to have authored.

 

[Bray123]

https://imgur.com/3J7gUNB

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/92/ec/7a/92ec7affecc2f5a372aef29dc3f363db.jpg

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

LOL. Never mind me. I do know what you mean about having a bit of fun. That was why I started that meme thread, and okay, I can appreciate what you were doing. I can delete my earlier posts if you like, so as not to detract from the fun. And I could certainly do this as comedy....

"The First Time I Kissed a Democrat."

It was a nerve-wracking moment. My first date with a Democrat. I'd never kissed one before. How did you kiss a Democrat? In the interests of equality, were you expected to take the initiative? Would he regard him taking the initiative as patriarchal? How should I check? Would he ask me a sign a waiver? Record a consent agreement? Did we need consent agreements for whatever came next? Written? Verbal obviously wasn't going to cut it unless there were witnesses. Okay, a witness to verbal consent to a kiss was acceptable, but I didn't think I was going to go with witnesses for whatever came next because that was usually screamed, and I wasn't sure how "Yes yes yes" and "harder...harder" would qualify without witnesses.

I mean, okay, we could record everything, but hey, I had no intention of ending up starring on Pornhub. My mom might see me and then she'd be criticizing my technique like that time she'd walked in on my boyfriend and me back when I lived at home. I mean, how embarrassing is that, when your mom walks in and kind of looks, and you're expecting the wrath of Khan to descend or something, and instead she just shakes her head and "be careful not to puncture the waterbed with those stilettos, Chloe."

Oh God? Did he have a waterbed? Did I have to check if he had insurance that covered flood damage? Was their a liability disclaimer? What about if I bit him? Or, you know, clawed his back or something? Would he sue? I knew Democrats liked to sue and do all that lawfare stuff. Maybe I should ask for a few waivers myself?

"Is everything alright, Chloe?" he asked.

His hand held mine across the restaurant table. It felt normal. Like a real human's hand, which was a bit unexpected. I'd thought it might be cold and clammy, sort of the way you expected Democrats to be, because most of them seemed to be soy-boys and vegans and, you know, gay, but he seemed perfectly normal on the surface. Should I? I mean, he was a Democrat, and I knew I was taking a risk here. He wasn't my normal type at all. I mean, he didn't even own a gun. Did he even shoot? I wasn't sure if I should ask. If he knew I was packing, would he get all scared and burst into tears? Oh shit! What about the check?

When he'd asked me out on a date, I'd kind of said yes, but that was before I'd found out he was a Democrat. Would he want to split the check? If he paid the full check, would be expect me to kiss him? I mean, some guys were so patriarchal like that. Even Democrats. And I mean, they associated with all those Muslim people, and everyone knew Muslims were rapists and abusive to women and stuff like that. I mean, was I going to have to shoot him afterwards, if he we kissed and then he wouldn't take no, because, you know, rapists didn't take no, that's why they were rapists and you know, a gun was a girl's best friend when it came to shit like that, and he was a Democrat, and there were all those Democrats rioting with all those Muslims, and Muslims were rapists, which meant...

"Do you have any Muslim friends?" I blurted out.

"Uh, no, not really," he said, looking puzzled. "Why? I mean, I'm not prejudiced or anything, I just don't know any."

"Oh, nothing," I said. "Just curious." Maybe I could risk kissing him after all. I could always taser him if he, you know, got too frisky. 50,000,000 volts to the testicles would probably keep him calm, but still, a Democrat. I wasn't at all sure....

Still, he seemed almost normal and by the time we left, okay, I was a little more reassured. He'd ordered steak, so he wasn't vegan. He'd asked me out on a date, so he wasn't gay. He didn't have any Muslim friends, so he probably wasn't a rapist, and he'd paid the check himself, so he was nicely patriarchal, and he didn't make a move until we were outside my apartment door, and no consent forms had made an appearance.

He did that guy thing, which was perfectly normal and completely appropriate and, you know, one thing led to another and we kissed, and he was rather good at it. Completely good at it, to be honest and even if he was a Democrat, I was rather enjoying myself and from the feel of what was pressing against me rather firmly, so was he, so I was absolutely sure he wasn't gay.

"Uh," he said, when we came up for air after, like, fifteen minutes of tonsil hockey. "I was, uh, wondering what you'd say if I invited you round to my place tomorrow for dinner, and, maybe we could..."

"Make out?" I said, sucking on his earlobe.

"Oh god yes," he said. "So would you like to? I mean, I know you, uh, you don't like Democrats and everything, but we seem to get on so well..."

"I think I'd like that," I said, "but, you know, I'll be honest, I've never dated a Democrat before, so you have to be prepared...."

"Prepared?" he said.

"Psychologically," I said.

"How?" he asked.

I smiled.

"Harder," I moaned, clinging to him, gazing soulfully into his eyes. "Harder...fuck me harder....fuck me like I'm the USA and you're Joe Biden...fuck me harder...."

Five minutes later, he'd stopped laughing. "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship," he said, and then he kissed me.

Yes, it was just like kissing a normal person, and wow, I'd been kissed by my first Democrat.

Soon, I was going to be fucked like I was the USA and he was Joe Biden.

The big difference was, I was going to enjoy it.

See what I mean? ChloeTzang writes like a middle-aged white dude who’s got a thing for Asian chicks.

 

[Bn2f]

Just popping in to see how Chloe’s liberal residency is going.

 

[Lazaran]

I have read a couple of Chloe's stories, I found them well written and entertaining tales of historic China.

I have never read any of the incest porn that you claim to have authored.

I read one of Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang’s stories (it actually won an award) and found it to be long, detailed, and boring, lacking any real emotional substance (heart and soul).

That lack of heart and soul (sociopathy) tracks perfectly with what I have observed in Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang’s comments here on the PB.



Side note:

The fact that “Chloe “Chicongo” Tzang won an award for "her" story demonstrates that there’s no accounting for taste.