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You are surely not rushing that decision.I've been trying to decide on a tattoo for at least 25 years.
But do the guys whose dicks they are know that you send them out?I send random dick pics
I have a birthmark on my vaginaOne of my thumbs is longer than the other.
I like to think I am pretty good at building flatpack furniture and could easily get a job at IKEA. However, I recently purchased a new coffee table (not from IKEA). It has a lift up top so you can store things in it. Suggested build time was 1 to 2 hours. I started at 8pm and at 1am, I decided the leave it alone and go to bed. I had built the base and was trying to attach the top. Could not get to the screws on the hinges to put it on. The next morning, I spent a further 2 hours trying to get the top on. In a state of fury, I decided to ignore the instructions and do it my own way. 30 minutes later, the top was attached and I was a happy bunny.This weekend I had a battle with bullshit “no tools required” garage shelving systems.
And won. After having to buy fucking tools.
SickoBut do the guys whose dicks they are know that you send them out?
Sicko
wait. What? I have had THAT much wine lolBut do the guys whose dicks they are know that you send them out?
Make sangria and get a move onI haven’t had THAT much wine. Wait what??
wait. What? I have had THAT much wine lol
This does not sound like a bad Sunday afternoon planMake sangria and get a move on
Tequila currentlyThis does not sound like a bad Sunday afternoon plan![]()
Ummm... prove it?I have a birthmark on my vagina