Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I don’t have 3 tits … I’m sorry to disappoint you.

Two is just fine

 

[UnquietDreams]

A friend with only one tit?

No, but, contrary to popular opinion, my mouth is only so big. We can rotate them. Everybody is happy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A man with a plan.

And an oral fixation...

 

[Qky75]

For ice cream?

Finally!! ....

 

[LupineOne]

Ohhhh @Indie !!!

 

[hotcarl2785]

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I already said! I don’t have any movie boner pics, just boring shower pics

 

[Qky75]

I just wanna know how they stay in their tiny tiny outfits!!

So do I much to my chagrin

 

[Qky75]

I don’t have 3 tits … I’m sorry to disappoint you.

My bitch has 6...be jealous

 

[crazychemgirl]

I already said! I don’t have any movie boner pics, just boring shower pics

And I reiterate… pics or it didn’t happen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My bitch has 6...be jealous

So does mine…

But she’s not a bitch.

 

[BrendaBear]

I already said! I don’t have any movie boner pics, just boring shower pics

And I reiterate… pics or it didn’t happen.

Clearly, Carl needs to go see it again, and document his pool pole this time.

Sheesh! the solution is so obvious.

 

[hotcarl2785]

And I reiterate… pics or it didn’t happen.

Ah the age old Schrodinger’s Dinger dilemma. Did a dick pic actually happen if no one sees it. Since this sounds like it’s For science

 

[hotcarl2785]

Clearly, Carl needs to go see it again, and document his pool pole this time.

Sheesh! the solution is so obvious.

Damn Brenda, where were you before the movie?

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn Brenda, where were you before the movie?

Umm. Same place I am now? Sitting at my home desk working on work stuff?

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn Brenda, where were you before the movie?

Umm. Same place I am now? Sitting at my home desk working on work stuff?

...and celebrating that I have no need to watch any sports ball whatsoever... whether they are round, flat, hit with sticks, kicked, thrown... whatever. Don't care.

 

[hotcarl2785]

...and celebrating that I have no need to watch any sports ball whatsoever... whether they are round, flat, hit with sticks, kicked, thrown... whatever. Don't care.

Solid game plan

 

[Bbl87]

I already said! I don’t have any movie boner pics, just boring shower pics

Funny, all the pics I have here are boner pics...

 

[hotcarl2785]

Funny, all the pics I have here are boner pics...

I’ve got those too. Just wasn’t one in the shower.

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve got those too. Just wasn’t one in the shower.

Fair. None of mine are either.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ah the age old Schrodinger’s Dinger dilemma. Did a dick pic actually happen if no one sees it. Since this sounds like it’s For science

This doesn’t pass the dick pic test… it needs to be closer up, hard and in focus.


Right @OrdinaryPerson ??

 

[Bbl87]

This doesn’t pass the dick pic test… it needs to be closer up, hard and in focus.


Right @OrdinaryPerson ??

Closeup you say...

 

[BrendaBear]

Closeup you say...

…makes it look bigger…

 

[Bbl87]

Also, in honor of the Olympics, I'm just going to leave this here...

 

[Bbl87]

…makes it look bigger…

I mean, I send nothing but closeups of the little guy. Sometimes rocking some sweet socks in the background. Been on an argyle kick lately.

 

[hotcarl2785]

This doesn’t pass the dick pic test… it needs to be closer up, hard and in focus.


Right @OrdinaryPerson ??

You and @OrdinaryPerson can look at your inboxes then so I’m not blowing up the thread with pics